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Practical Life Skills, Thursday, 3rd Period

Today's class was in the gym, because Cara and Magnus weren't going to sully their wonderful tavern with clowns.

"So, clowns are big again," Magnus said, eyeing them warily. "And that sucks."

"Because they're creepy." Thank you for pointing out the obvious, Cara. "Which is why you're going to learn to protect yourselves from them."

"Because you never know on this island," Magnus added. "You could be attacked by a whole group of them at any point. And there's no reasoning with a clown. That's a known fact. Ask anyone."

Anyone who wasn't a clown.

"It's just facts," Cara agreed. "So don't feel bad about punching them. Hesitation could cost someone their life."

"We just need everyone to stay away from the one in the corner. Please. We don't know where it came from. This is not a goof," Magnus said.

Seriously. They were using fake clowns for a reason. Real ones were just too dangerous.

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Roll for clowns!

Wayne, 6

Illyana, 8

Shuri, 1

They don't like clowns.

Clowns...never did quite sit right with Wayne. He s'posed there wasn't anything really wrong with them, in general, but they just didn't...sit right. And what he did know was that clowns in general might be okay, but you certainly couldn't trust anyone who said they actually liked clowns. No one went so far as to actually like clowns.

No one you'd want to know, anywhey.

Also, he felt maybe a little bit bad, punching clowns without really being provoked, but, let's be honest. Better provoke them before they provoke you.