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fandomhigh2019-09-12 08:03 pm
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2019-09-12 08:03 pm
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Practical Life Skills, Thursday, 3rd Period
Today's class was in the gym, because Cara and Magnus weren't going to sully their wonderful tavern with clowns.
"So, clowns are big again," Magnus said, eyeing them warily. "And that sucks."
"Because they're creepy." Thank you for pointing out the obvious, Cara. "Which is why you're going to learn to protect yourselves from them."
"Because you never know on this island," Magnus added. "You could be attacked by a whole group of them at any point. And there's no reasoning with a clown. That's a known fact. Ask anyone."
Anyone who wasn't a clown.
"It's just facts," Cara agreed. "So don't feel bad about punching them. Hesitation could cost someone their life."
"We just need everyone to stay away from the one in the corner. Please. We don't know where it came from. This is not a goof," Magnus said.
Seriously. They were using fake clowns for a reason. Real ones were just too dangerous.
"So, clowns are big again," Magnus said, eyeing them warily. "And that sucks."
"Because they're creepy." Thank you for pointing out the obvious, Cara. "Which is why you're going to learn to protect yourselves from them."
"Because you never know on this island," Magnus added. "You could be attacked by a whole group of them at any point. And there's no reasoning with a clown. That's a known fact. Ask anyone."
Anyone who wasn't a clown.
"It's just facts," Cara agreed. "So don't feel bad about punching them. Hesitation could cost someone their life."
"We just need everyone to stay away from the one in the corner. Please. We don't know where it came from. This is not a goof," Magnus said.
Seriously. They were using fake clowns for a reason. Real ones were just too dangerous.