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fandomhigh2019-09-04 08:54 am
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2019-09-04 08:54 am
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Ethics, Wednesday, September 4, 2019 [1st period]
Anakin swept into the classroom precisely on time, making sure the door slammed shut behind him thanks to a little nudge from the Force.
Hopefully everyone was already awake and not hungover because that noise was loud.
"I am Anakin Skywalker," he said, Jedi robes swirlingoverdramatically Snape-like around his ankles, "and this is Ethics class." His eyes roamed the room. "It's nice to see some familiar faces because this is a class that is always relevant. Ethics--your personal moral principles--can evolve over time, and something you find unthinkable one year might become routine in another. The point of this class is to examine where your own personal line is before you are faced with a dilemma in the real world, panic, and make a wrong choice."
Like, say, turn to the Dark Side and kill a whole lot of people. For decades. Theoretically.
"Traditionally, the first week of classes is devoted to introductions," Anakin concluded. "So today I want your name and the second worst decision you've made. The one that makes you wince internally when you are trying to go to sleep at night and your brain is playing the greatest hits of the stupd things you've done."
Hopefully everyone was already awake and not hungover because that noise was loud.
"I am Anakin Skywalker," he said, Jedi robes swirling
Like, say, turn to the Dark Side and kill a whole lot of people. For decades. Theoretically.
"Traditionally, the first week of classes is devoted to introductions," Anakin concluded. "So today I want your name and the second worst decision you've made. The one that makes you wince internally when you are trying to go to sleep at night and your brain is playing the greatest hits of the stupd things you've done."
Re: Introduce yourself!
Re: Introduce yourself!
"Don't use dark magic to teach a lesson when you can get your point across with standard violence," she recited, sounding bored. "Don't use violence at all until you've tried non-violent conflict resolution first. Encourage growth, not fear. Americans are twitchy, you can't just leave bodies laying around."
...the last one was solely Illyana's observations as a denizen of Limbo and former resident of Russia, and had nothing to do with the rest of the lecture she'd been reciting.
Re: Introduce yourself!
Re: Introduce yourself!
Re: Introduce yourself!
Sorry, Obi-Wan.