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fandomhigh2019-09-02 07:44 am
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The Ever Changing Facets of Reality, 2nd Period - Monday
Class was done up to look like entrance to a mansion. But a pretty tacky mansion, you know? The sort that could be rented out for filming purposes.
Good lighting setup.
"Welcome, welcome bachelors and bachelorettes," Wade said in his very best host voice. "You'll be competing for the hand of a nebulous individual who has no real personality to speak of, but is here to find love with strangers on television."
"At the end of the class, all but one of you will be handed a rose, and the last person will go back to being tragically single," Vanessa said. "Now, this is the first week, and in school as in reality television, that means you have to introduce yourself to the audience. That's us. We're the audience."
"So, name, age, occupation, hometown, and why you're here for the right reasons and not just to get that sweet, sweet fame. Or, alternately, why you're clearly here to play the villain of the season." Wow, Wade sure knew a lot about this franchise.
"Remember, you're not here to make friends," Vanessa added. "That's very important."
Wade clapped his hands together excitedly. "Now let's get to those limo exits!"
Good lighting setup.
"Welcome, welcome bachelors and bachelorettes," Wade said in his very best host voice. "You'll be competing for the hand of a nebulous individual who has no real personality to speak of, but is here to find love with strangers on television."
"At the end of the class, all but one of you will be handed a rose, and the last person will go back to being tragically single," Vanessa said. "Now, this is the first week, and in school as in reality television, that means you have to introduce yourself to the audience. That's us. We're the audience."
"So, name, age, occupation, hometown, and why you're here for the right reasons and not just to get that sweet, sweet fame. Or, alternately, why you're clearly here to play the villain of the season." Wow, Wade sure knew a lot about this franchise.
"Remember, you're not here to make friends," Vanessa added. "That's very important."
Wade clapped his hands together excitedly. "Now let's get to those limo exits!"
The Rose Ceremony
It's Hunger Games up in this shit!
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What?
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"So, the hybrid Bachelor/ette is busy getting drunk, but here's a rose for making it through this first class. You might have it in you to win the grand prize at the end."
There was no grand prize.
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