Camp Shenanigans, Wednesday, July 24, 2019

[sith_happened]

The normal bleachers and food vendors were set up in the park today, along with big screen projector screens, if that gave anyone else a bad feeling. You could watch portals flash in and out in real time! How fun/terrifying!

"Today we're going on a scavenger hunt," Anakin announced because that was a good idea on a week when reality was playing fast and loose. "You will be divided up into four teams of six--" with, of course, newly terrible matching shirts, "and will have to complete ten different tasks!"

That ten didn't divide evenly into six was your problem, teams, not Anakin's.

He waved the copies of the scavenger hunt above his head. "After you hear your names, I will pass out the lists!"

TEAM 1994 MEN'S MEXICAN SOCCER TEAM
Juillenne
Sabine
Sidon
Wayne
Shuri
Janet

TEAM AMERICAN AF
Prompto
Shunsui
Nina
Lana
Ben
Liam

TEAM HUMAN MUSCLE SHIRT
Fjord
Iris
Summer
Kitty
Amaya
Miguel

TEAM LA BURGER KINGS
Beaker
Sparkle
Aeryn
Hera
Pastor Carter
Rosa

Anakin gets such a deal on these shirts, you guys have no idea.

Comments

Re: TEAM HUMAN MUSCLE SHIRT

[what_the_shock]

"Yeah," Miguel agreed, "but the more the merrier, right?"

...

"Not like that. Just for the sake of not wearing these things."

Re: TEAM HUMAN MUSCLE SHIRT

[built_fjord_tough]

... Fjord was giving you such a weird little side-eye for that anyway, Miguel.

"More the merrier. Sure."

And with that, he was peeling off his shirt and slinging it over his shoulder.

Re: TEAM HUMAN MUSCLE SHIRT

[intraspective]

"If my vote counts for anything," Iris said cheerfully, "I'm all in for all the half-naked guys who want to be half-naked!"

She, uh, did not actually mind her shirt? It was weird, sure, but it was entertaining to look at and it was more accurate than inaccurate, which was rather impressive for such a garbage piece of clothing.

Re: TEAM HUMAN MUSCLE SHIRT

[somethingwithturquoise]

"Yeah, no kidding," Summer, whose day just got much better even with the trauma, agreed. "Go team."

What?

Re: TEAM HUMAN MUSCLE SHIRT

[special_rabbit]

Amaya, meanwhile, was doing an excellent job of giving that list a very thorough look.

"Oh, hey, get a form from the office," she said coughed said. "I can do that."

Re: TEAM HUMAN MUSCLE SHIRT

[intraspective]

"I call takin' care of Moobys for the team and bringing a shirt from a previous week!" Iris offered, since both those things were easy to do and it wasn't like the Mooby's order was going to hurt her budget.

Re: TEAM HUMAN MUSCLE SHIRT

[built_fjord_tough]

"Works for me," Fjord replied, and considered the team thoughtfully. "Ain't a single one of us with access to the dorms, is there? Anyone here able to get to the roof, at least?"

Man, someday he'd have spells for that, easy.

Today was not that day.

Re: TEAM HUMAN MUSCLE SHIRT

[intraspective]

"If someone else wants to handle the t-shirt thing, I can run up the side of the building," Iris offered. "Though would they really notice if we took a chocolate cherry from one of the trees in the garden that's not on the roof?"

Because. Uh. Yeah?

Re: TEAM HUMAN MUSCLE SHIRT

[built_fjord_tough]

"Hell if I know," Fjord snorted. "Maybe they're a different... vintage? Species? Breed?"

He had no fucking clue.