Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, July 17, 2019

[sith_happened]

It was a beautiful, if hot and sticky (not dirty) (at all.) (for any of you.) (*rimshot*) day today, and so Anakin was making everyone meet in the park with a set up that would be familiar to those who'd been around for the shenanigans last year.

It's trebuchet building time, and this year the target was the park's pond-lake-thing, and not the crater that Bel had left in the park 11 years ago, though Anakin was sorely tempted.

Beaker stood next to him in his crash helmet as Anakin began bellowing through the megaphone. "There will be three teams of six," he began. "And as I have run out of regular t-shirts, I have provided beautiful patterned shirts."

No one would possibly think these were beautiful.

"Listen for your names, then brainstorm out a easy to assemble trebuchet and construct it! When you are finished, summon Beaker over and shoot him into the pond. The team close enough to dead center--" he pointed to a target floating on the water, "--wins."

Though no one won wearing these shirts. Force alone knew where he'd gotten one big enough for Sidon.

Team Kitty-Dolphin:
Amaya
Shuri
Summer
Nina
Regina
Vette


Team Pizza Cat:
Iris
Norman
Rosa
Mae
Tip
Sidon

Team Dinosaur Sloth (Yes. That's a romper. BONUS.):
Wayne
Ben
Prompto
Steve
Kanan
Pastor Carter

Comments

Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth

[hashtag_chocobro]

"Ohmygod," said Prompto, holding out his new romper to admire...yes, admire!...it. "This is ridiculous and disgusting and I love it and I need twenty of them."

Beat.

"Or at least one more, in brooding crown prince size."

These activities were seriously giving him the best birthday present ideas for Noctis.

Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth

[heroic_jawline]

"How big is your brooding crown prince?" Steve asked. "You can have mine when we're done here because this is not going home with me."

Tony would pull something laughing at it.

Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth

[hashtag_chocobro]

"Hmmmmmm," said Prompto, taking a moment to sort of size Captain Rogers up and consider it. "It'll probably be a little loose on him," he decided, since Rogers was definitely more Gladio-shaped than anything, "but that makes it even better, although, now you've got me realizing, if I could just get two more people to donate theirs, my whole crew back home could have one and we could match!"

And they would hate it.

And he would have his revenge for being put in sex ed class.

PERFECT.

Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth

[uncertain_dume]

... Kanan could not pitch his romper at Prompto fast enough.

No, he hadn't even attempted to put it on.

"You're welcome!"

And this was why Dinosaur Sloth was gonna lose.

Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth

[hashtag_chocobro]

"Yes! Sweet!" Prompto beamed as though he'd just won the clothing lottery over here. Which he totally had! After all, Kanan's would probably be a perfect fit for Ignis's equally flat butt! "Thanks, Beard Du--errr, Mr. Jarrus!"

YEAH! Go, Team Dinosaur Sloth!!!