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fandomhigh2019-07-17 10:29 am
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Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, July 17, 2019
It was a beautiful, if hot and sticky (not dirty) (at all.) (for any of you.) (*rimshot*) day today, and so Anakin was making everyone meet in the park with a set up that would be familiar to those who'd been around for the shenanigans last year.
It's trebuchet building time, and this year the target was the park's pond-lake-thing, and not the crater that Bel had left in the park 11 years ago, though Anakin was sorely tempted.
Beaker stood next to him in his crash helmet as Anakin began bellowing through the megaphone. "There will be three teams of six," he began. "And as I have run out of regular t-shirts, I have provided beautiful patterned shirts."
No one would possibly think these were beautiful.
"Listen for your names, then brainstorm out a easy to assemble trebuchet and construct it! When you are finished, summon Beaker over and shoot him into the pond. The team close enough to dead center--" he pointed to a target floating on the water, "--wins."
Though no one won wearing these shirts. Force alone knew where he'd gotten one big enough for Sidon.
Team Kitty-Dolphin:
Amaya
Shuri
Summer
Nina
Regina
Vette
Team Pizza Cat:
Iris
Norman
Rosa
Mae
Tip
Sidon
Team Dinosaur Sloth (Yes. That's a romper. BONUS.):
Wayne
Ben
Prompto
Steve
Kanan
Pastor Carter
It's trebuchet building time, and this year the target was the park's pond-lake-thing, and not the crater that Bel had left in the park 11 years ago, though Anakin was sorely tempted.
Beaker stood next to him in his crash helmet as Anakin began bellowing through the megaphone. "There will be three teams of six," he began. "And as I have run out of regular t-shirts, I have provided beautiful patterned shirts."
No one would possibly think these were beautiful.
"Listen for your names, then brainstorm out a easy to assemble trebuchet and construct it! When you are finished, summon Beaker over and shoot him into the pond. The team close enough to dead center--" he pointed to a target floating on the water, "--wins."
Though no one won wearing these shirts. Force alone knew where he'd gotten one big enough for Sidon.
Team Kitty-Dolphin:
Amaya
Shuri
Summer
Nina
Regina
Vette
Team Pizza Cat:
Iris
Norman
Rosa
Mae
Tip
Sidon
Team Dinosaur Sloth (Yes. That's a romper. BONUS.):
Wayne
Ben
Prompto
Steve
Kanan
Pastor Carter

Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth
Ow, his eyes.
Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth
Maybe not a deadly one, but...
...
No, possibly also a deadly one.
Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth
Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth
It wasn't working.
"But I suppose they would've broken up these activities months ago if so."
Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth
Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth
Look, maybe they wouldn't see it as an emergency, but they clearly couldn't see these things. Earth couldn't invent holo-technology fast enough.
Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth
Because really. Stormtroopers.
Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth
Kanan had a bit of a bias, there. He would never deny it.
"... Probably the troopers," he admitted, after a pause and a grimace. "Maybe we need to start some sort of citizen-led coalition instead."
Of... fashion police.
Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth
This should go well.
"Like a task force?"
Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth
... He really had looked just fine in the puce.
Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth
Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth
Nah. If Kanan had that sort of power, he'd absolutely use it this way, too.
Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth
Re: Team <s>ROMPER</s> Dinosaur Sloth
By force if necessary.