Camp Shenanigans, Wednesday, June 5, 2019

[sith_happened]

"Good morning!" Anakin blared through the microphone. "An essential skill of a camper is the ability to feed yourself over a campfire--BEAKER, GET AWAY FROM THE CAMPFIRES."

There was slightly charred sounding apologetic meeping as Beaker moved away from one of the two campfires that had been carefully set up in the park. There were rickety looking folding tables arranged nearby the fires with cutting boards, knives, bowls, and other moddable kitchen items nearby. There was, however, no power. Everything would have to be chopped and grated and opened from a can by hand.

"Today, you will be paired up and asked to feature one of two different sets of menu items," Anakin continued. "And then you will present them to our esteemed panel of judges: Summer, Hannibal, Peebee, and Vette." He pointed to the judges. "Your meal must be cooked over the campfire. We have an array of other ingredients--" he pointed to a pantry and set of mini fridges that Beaker was now standing near, so expect that to spontaneously fall over any minute now, "--for you to use to supplement your original ingredients, but you must use the three ingredients we give you." He took a deep breath. "Please don't give the judges food poisoning, and remember that presentation matters. Listen for your names!"

Comments

Re: Come on Down, Contestants of Group B!

[hashtag_chocobro]

"Is it...a bad thing that I kind of want to just do that, just to see how it turns out?" Prompto asked. "I mean, if it's terrible, we'll at least get the satisfaction of seeing the look on all the judges' faces when they try it, and, hell, that's almost better than winning!"

Seriously. Every single one of those people, he would enjoy subjecting them to that immensely.

Out of love, though, of course.

Re: Come on Down, Contestants of Group B!

[spin_kick_snap]

"I mean, it's gotta be better than, like, trying to make some kind of gross ambrosia salad and trying to feed them that, right?" Kathy asked. "We're at least taking the chance to try to, like, transform the ingredients."

Kathy, no. This wasn't Chopped. Please stop.