Camp Shenanigans, Wednesday, June 5, 2019

[sith_happened]

"Good morning!" Anakin blared through the microphone. "An essential skill of a camper is the ability to feed yourself over a campfire--BEAKER, GET AWAY FROM THE CAMPFIRES."

There was slightly charred sounding apologetic meeping as Beaker moved away from one of the two campfires that had been carefully set up in the park. There were rickety looking folding tables arranged nearby the fires with cutting boards, knives, bowls, and other moddable kitchen items nearby. There was, however, no power. Everything would have to be chopped and grated and opened from a can by hand.

"Today, you will be paired up and asked to feature one of two different sets of menu items," Anakin continued. "And then you will present them to our esteemed panel of judges: Summer, Hannibal, Peebee, and Vette." He pointed to the judges. "Your meal must be cooked over the campfire. We have an array of other ingredients--" he pointed to a pantry and set of mini fridges that Beaker was now standing near, so expect that to spontaneously fall over any minute now, "--for you to use to supplement your original ingredients, but you must use the three ingredients we give you." He took a deep breath. "Please don't give the judges food poisoning, and remember that presentation matters. Listen for your names!"

Comments

Re: Come on Down, Contestants of Group B!

[unusual_sith]

"Please tell me you can cook." Lana had only the vaguest idea of how to microwave everything.

Re: Come on Down, Contestants of Group B!

[arboreal_priestess]

"Well..." Verity said. "I can cook. Mostly. But I'm not sure a master chef could do anything with these ingredients."

Re: Come on Down, Contestants of Group B!

[unusual_sith]

"Put it all on a hot dog bun and see how it tastes?" Lana suggested.

Re: Come on Down, Contestants of Group B!

[arboreal_priestess]

"Wait," Verity said thoughtfully. "What if the marshmallow was the hot dog bun?"

That...sorta made sense? If you squinted?

Re: Come on Down, Contestants of Group B!

[unusual_sith]

"Sounds messy," Lana said. "Wrap the tomatoes around that?"

Re: Come on Down, Contestants of Group B!

[arboreal_priestess]

"Or slice 'em and put them on top?" Verity suggested. "Like...a really weird pigs in the blanket. If you squint."

Re: Come on Down, Contestants of Group B!

[unusual_sith]

"Pigs in the blanket?" Lana asked.

Re: Come on Down, Contestants of Group B!

[arboreal_priestess]

"Uhh, mini hotdogs wrapped in, like, biscuits or something?" Verity pulled out her phone to show Lana an example. "Popular appetizer."

For god only knew what reason.

Re: Come on Down, Contestants of Group B!

[unusual_sith]

Lana nodded. "So, put the hotdogs on the marshmallows, then wrap them in the tomatoes? If we melt it a little, the marshmallows should hold it all together."