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fandomhigh2019-05-29 10:06 am
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Camp Shenanigans, Wednesday, May 29, 2019
Even Anakin wasn't going to invite the entire town to stand outside in radiation and next to a bomb just for a day of competition (though yes, he had considered in for a hot minute). Today's event was being held in the community center and the flickering lights and general malaise just kind of added to what would be the world's weirdest fashion show.
Because, yes, there was a catwalk set up down the center, currently being sat upon by a small herd (committee? Murder?) of gremlins.
"Today we will reprise last year's highly popular gremlin fashion show," Anakin yelled into the completely unnecessary bullhorn.
It was only popular if you'd talked to Sparkle and Brooke, who'd been judges last year, but details. "You will be paired up!" Anakin continued. "You will have a variety of crafting supplies including macrame patterns, felt, rope, yarn, glue, staplers, and stun guns!"
Stun guns were craft supplies if you squinted? Maybe?
"You will have a half hour to create your masterpiece, another fifteen minutes to fit your model into it without getting bitten--" so good luck with that, "and then send him, her, or them down the runway for our guest judges to assess your work!"
He gestured at the chairs next to the runway. "Please welcome--" he frowned as Beaker handed him the list, "--Sparkle, Brooke, Keyleth, and..Camden."
This wasn't exactly what he meant when he'd asked Beaker to round up some catty judges. Oh well!
"Listen for your names!"
Because, yes, there was a catwalk set up down the center, currently being sat upon by a small herd (committee? Murder?) of gremlins.
"Today we will reprise last year's highly popular gremlin fashion show," Anakin yelled into the completely unnecessary bullhorn.
It was only popular if you'd talked to Sparkle and Brooke, who'd been judges last year, but details. "You will be paired up!" Anakin continued. "You will have a variety of crafting supplies including macrame patterns, felt, rope, yarn, glue, staplers, and stun guns!"
Stun guns were craft supplies if you squinted? Maybe?
"You will have a half hour to create your masterpiece, another fifteen minutes to fit your model into it without getting bitten--" so good luck with that, "and then send him, her, or them down the runway for our guest judges to assess your work!"
He gestured at the chairs next to the runway. "Please welcome--" he frowned as Beaker handed him the list, "--Sparkle, Brooke, Keyleth, and..Camden."
This wasn't exactly what he meant when he'd asked Beaker to round up some catty judges. Oh well!
"Listen for your names!"

Re: Create!!! -- Team 9
Re: Create!!! -- Team 9
"Do their bites even affect you?" Tip wondered. "Since you're so much bigger than most humanoids on the island?"
Re: Create!!! -- Team 9
Leave it to Sidon to be schmoopy even over a gremlin bite.
"So I must admit, I have difficulty seeing what all the fuss is about them, though I suppose I have seen some that I understand might make one hesitate to experience such a sesnsation again."
Re: Create!!! -- Team 9
In a different sort of Fandom, gremlins would be used as illicit drugs, wouldn't they.
"I'm just not that into things messing with my brain," Tip said. "But I might be a little bit of a control freak."
Re: Create!!! -- Team 9
Re: Create!!! -- Team 9
"T-shirt dress with a rope belt?"
Tip was much better at making fashion by combining clothes than she was at making clothes themselves.
Re: Create!!! -- Team 9
He was basically just desribing his own jewelry as translated as best he could to some sort of clothing.
"Or a sash," he mushed. "I am a bit partial toward a good sash."
Re: Create!!! -- Team 9
"I am totally pro-sash," Tip said. "Do you want to work on that and I'll . . . make the dress?"
She was basically going to staple parts of the two t-shirts she'd grabbed together.
Re: Create!!! -- Team 9
"What an excellent and efficient division of labor!" he remarked. "Wonderful! We have a plan! And then we shall have created the most stately gremlin sash with the most marvelous dress to match for our very lucky model! How splendid!"