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Du nut meend zee smell stoodents. Zeere-a ves a smell fire-a in zee keetchee thees murneeng und I ves furced tu poot it oooot veet my punts. Vheech is vhy I em nut veereeng punts. Boot luuk et my cuote-a buxers! Zeey hefe-a duocks oon zeem!

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Cheeckee Put Pie-a (a leettle-a boornt)

-Ceeser Seled

-Cheese-a Peezza

-Cherry Pie-a

Comments

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair took a seat facing the wall, trying to get the image of punt-less Chef out of his brain.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally avoids thinking about Chef without pants, and instead concentrates on poster and button designs. She grabs a healthy amount of salad and a slice of pie, and sits down at an open table.

She wonders if anyone will join her. She's not waiting for Anders, exactly, but she always gets the feeling that people expect she is.