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Du nut meend zee smell stoodents. Zeere-a ves a smell fire-a in zee keetchee thees murneeng und I ves furced tu poot it oooot veet my punts. Vheech is vhy I em nut veereeng punts. Boot luuk et my cuote-a buxers! Zeey hefe-a duocks oon zeem!

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Cheeckee Put Pie-a (a leettle-a boornt)

-Ceeser Seled

-Cheese-a Peezza

-Cherry Pie-a

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[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

"Hey, thanks," Ivanova said with a grateful smile, walking it across the back of her fingers before sliding it in her pocket. "I hope I didn't, I don't know, scare you or anything that morning."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Nah," Pip said. "You weren't the only one who was having a bad day that day, believe me. Not by a long shot. 'Sides, I don't think I scared you too much, did I?"

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

"I was afraid," she said seriously, then grinned impishly. "For that punching bag. You were wailing on it pretty hard."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"What can I say?" Pip said, grinning as well. "That punching bag's an ass. I was telling Blair the other day, it insulted my mother. It should know better than to insult a man's mother."

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

"Well then I hold no sympathy for it," she grinned. "I'll give it an extra whack next time we have a run-in. That cheeky bastard."