Popular Science | Thursday, 3rd period

[what_the_shock]

Miguel eyed today’s suggested experiment sideways, then shrugged. “Okay. Today’s is another song. Which I don’t even think we have to listen to, though hey, if that’s your thing...” He shrugged and played it. “It’s called, ‘What is the Light? (An Untested Hypothesis Suggesting that the Chemical in our Brains by Which We are able to Experience the Sensation of Being in Love is the Same Chemical that Caused the “Big Bang” that was the Birth of the Accelerating Universe’.”

He set up the lab with brain-scan equipment and small contained globes of proto-matter. “So, find someone in love - yourself or a classmate, or heck, go looking - test their brains, and then once you have a chemical nailed down, synthesize it - I’ll just program it in for you, that’s not the point of today’s lesson - add it to your little pre-universe, and see if you can make it go boom.”

Hopefully not along with the rest of the class.

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[always_someone]

Norman just sort of sat there, boggling for a moment.

"Um," he finally ventured. "Is anyone here in love?"

He wasn't. He maybe had a crush or two? But love? Noooo.

Re: Class Activity!

[what_the_shock]

"Don't look at me." Miguel shrugged. "Maybe the moose; you could try him."

It'd serve him right for okaying this class.

Or maybe he could call Zack.

Re: Class Activity!

[always_someone]

Norman looked somewhat dubious.

"I enjoy breathing too much to ask a moose if I can scan its brain."

And he didn't know Zack.

Re: Class Activity!

[what_the_shock]

"Damn. I have a friend...I guess we could try." He called Zack.

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[puppy_fair]

And Zack answered the phone on the second ring.

"Hey! Miguel!"

... This would be interesting.

Re: Class Activity!

[what_the_shock]

"Hey, Zack, how's it going? I'm here in class, wondering if you can give us a hand."

Such a simple little thing!

Re: Class Activity!

[puppy_fair]

"Hey, sure, what do you need?"

Zack was thinking, like, 'something heavy needs to be lifted,' here.

Oh, Zack.

Re: Class Activity!

[what_the_shock]

Yeah, no, unless it was lifting the entire building, Miguel could handle that on his own.

"We're doing an exercise where we have to start by isolating the neurochemical that says we're in love. You're in love, right?"

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[puppy_fair]

Zack... wasn't entirely sure he understood the question.

"I mean... of course I am," he said, sounding a little dubious. "You need to do what to my neuros?"

Zack Fair was not a man of science.

Clearly.

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[what_the_shock]

"Oh! Scan your brain," Miguel explained. "I've replicated one of my lab machines in the Danger Shop here, so it'd basically mean sitting in a chair with a dorky looking helmet on for a few minutes."

Well, that or peeing in a cup, but Miguel knew which one he preferred to deal with.

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[puppy_fair]

There was a long pause.

"Scan my brain."

This was probably not going to end how Miguel was hoping for it to end.

Re: Class Activity!

[what_the_shock]

Just a quick, noninvasive scan!

"Hey, it's just sitting still for a few minutes, promise." Miguel shrugged at the phone. "I'd do it myself, but we need someone in love."

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[puppy_fair]

"I... think I'm going to pass. Thanks."

... Sorry, Miguel. Zack was hanging up on you now.

Re: Class Activity!

[what_the_shock]

"I'll buy you a - Zack? Zack?"

Miguel frowned at his phone. "He hung up on me."