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fandomhigh2018-06-21 10:22 am
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Physical Education, Thursday - 2nd Period
Today there was a stack of thoroughly ridiculous equipment for each student and one super hyped teacher. The other slightly less hyped, but at least there weren't more horses this time around.
"Welcome back," Tony said brightly, epee in hand like he was Zorro or some shit. "Today we'll be learning about fencing. There's safety equipment here for you to wear so no one loses an eye. Which... can happen, I'm sure."
"My mother was convinced that I would lose an eye," Steve said. "Just walking down the street, apparently, I could lose an eye. Or I'd get kidnapped."
Not the point, Steve. "Anyway, today we're doing another rich people sport." Sorry not sorry, Tony. "Fencing! Which is...like jousting but without horses, I guess."
"Jousting would be a lot more dangerous," Tony replied, rolling his eyes. "You'll need a partner for this lesson, so look around to choose one. Though you can practice the moves on your own if you feel more comfortable that way."
Horses plus pointy things! What could go wrong? ...don't answer that. "Tony will lead you through this because he learned to fence in prep school," Steve said with a teasing grin. "I played with rocks in an alley."
"We'll cover that another week," Tony added dryly. "But first, as is traditional, here's Captain America to warn you all about the importance of not getting your eye poked out."
"Welcome back," Tony said brightly, epee in hand like he was Zorro or some shit. "Today we'll be learning about fencing. There's safety equipment here for you to wear so no one loses an eye. Which... can happen, I'm sure."
"My mother was convinced that I would lose an eye," Steve said. "Just walking down the street, apparently, I could lose an eye. Or I'd get kidnapped."
Not the point, Steve. "Anyway, today we're doing another rich people sport." Sorry not sorry, Tony. "Fencing! Which is...like jousting but without horses, I guess."
"Jousting would be a lot more dangerous," Tony replied, rolling his eyes. "You'll need a partner for this lesson, so look around to choose one. Though you can practice the moves on your own if you feel more comfortable that way."
Horses plus pointy things! What could go wrong? ...don't answer that. "Tony will lead you through this because he learned to fence in prep school," Steve said with a teasing grin. "I played with rocks in an alley."
"We'll cover that another week," Tony added dryly. "But first, as is traditional, here's Captain America to warn you all about the importance of not getting your eye poked out."
Re: Fencing
At her rich kid prep school!