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fandomhigh2018-05-23 11:05 am
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Summer Camp Wednesday [The Park]
Today's beautiful weather was made for sitting outside and doing craft projects, which was good, because that's what you were doing. A number of tables were set up around the park, each filled with macrame and micro macrame--which was a thing Anakin had learned this week-- supplies: cording of various colors, beads, crystals, and other bits of shiny things (though the supplies were getting depleted as the squirrels kept stealing them), and a few macrame patterns mostly for dresses and other clothing-like items.
Even more worryingly, there was a runway set out down the middle of the area, along with two chairs set aside for judges.
"Right!" Anakin said, yelling into his bullhorn again. "Today you will be working in teams under a one-hour time limit to create a piece of macrame fashionwear. It does not have to be very large--it's not going to be for any of you to wear. The dimensions are provided at your stations, and the models will be arriving shortly."
Anyone have a bad feeling about that? Good.
"This week's winners will win the highly coveted Billy the Bass singing fish--" he glanced around. "Where'd that kriffing thing get off to?" He raised his hand and the fish, propelled by its own power and shrieking Sabatoge flew in from...somewhere.
"...that was odd." He glared at the assembled crowd. "Please refrain from stealing the fish until after the winner is determined this week. Listen carefully for your name and then join your team. You will have an hour to learn how to macrame and then your models will arrive and parade down the catwalk. The winners will be determined by our fashion experts Sparkle and Brooke. Your teams are as follows:
Paris, Seivarden, and Astrid
Peter, Sabine, and Tip
Jason, Ahsoka, and Norman
Verity, Aphra, and Rosa
Bobby, Mitsutada, and Hardison
Liam, Miguel, and Uma
Hannibal, Cristina, and Rufus
Steve, Yang, and Sidon
Amaya, Kitty, and Beaker
Hera, Kanan, and Breq
Jono, Kathy, and Rey
Eliot and Ino
You may begin...now."
And a giant glowing timer that Anakin had gotten from...somewhere... began ticking down the hour.
Even more worryingly, there was a runway set out down the middle of the area, along with two chairs set aside for judges.
"Right!" Anakin said, yelling into his bullhorn again. "Today you will be working in teams under a one-hour time limit to create a piece of macrame fashionwear. It does not have to be very large--it's not going to be for any of you to wear. The dimensions are provided at your stations, and the models will be arriving shortly."
Anyone have a bad feeling about that? Good.
"This week's winners will win the highly coveted Billy the Bass singing fish--" he glanced around. "Where'd that kriffing thing get off to?" He raised his hand and the fish, propelled by its own power and shrieking Sabatoge flew in from...somewhere.
"...that was odd." He glared at the assembled crowd. "Please refrain from stealing the fish until after the winner is determined this week. Listen carefully for your name and then join your team. You will have an hour to learn how to macrame and then your models will arrive and parade down the catwalk. The winners will be determined by our fashion experts Sparkle and Brooke. Your teams are as follows:
Paris, Seivarden, and Astrid
Peter, Sabine, and Tip
Jason, Ahsoka, and Norman
Verity, Aphra, and Rosa
Bobby, Mitsutada, and Hardison
Liam, Miguel, and Uma
Hannibal, Cristina, and Rufus
Steve, Yang, and Sidon
Amaya, Kitty, and Beaker
Hera, Kanan, and Breq
Jono, Kathy, and Rey
Eliot and Ino
You may begin...now."
And a giant glowing timer that Anakin had gotten from...somewhere... began ticking down the hour.

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He was dressed up nicely, and had done enough googling of macramé to throw together a necktie that was thematic, if absurd.
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She held out a pair of wrapped packages. One was traditionally bottle-shaped--Sparkle was twenty-one now, after all--and the other was, well, much smaller. Just big enough to hold a deck of cards.
She didn't know that the original Uno set had long ago been turned to ashes, but this one was different enough to suffice anyway.
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"Hey, class happens," Sparkle said with all the authority of a guy who had actually taken one of those, once. He gave Kathy a little smile and a shrug of his shoulders. "Sorry you couldn't make it, but it isn't like I gave anyone any notice, either."
Ah, those same-day birthday invites. Useless, mostly, but he'd still scored a lot of last-minute birthday booze.
"... You really didn't have to, though," he added, even as he reached to take the gifts. Then he shot her a teasing little grin. "You know this isn't going to score you brownie points during the judging, right?"
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He did give the wrapped package of cards a thoughtful once-over, though.
"Is this what I think this is? Because if this is what I think this is, we're gonna have to have a game after everyone's done tying themselves into knots."
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She'd gotten the crazy Dare version, after all.
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"OH SHIT. YES."
It was like this particular Uno creation had been made with him, personally, in mind.
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Probably on Sundays because she tended to work Wednesdays herself. "Where you staying off-island?"
Dante was right, everybody was leaving.
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He shrugged.
"It's not, like, a permanent thing, I hope. Being a commuter via Portalocity is the shittiest experience I've had in," he paused to think. "Like, months?"
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"For me, that was December with the brainless, half-monster version of me showed up with everybody else. You?"
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"I mean, it was December, when I was brainwashed by a fucking slug," he decided. "Unless you count that shit we had to drink to close the Tremens portal as traumatic. That had pickle juice and chocolate. It was pretty awful."
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But this one hadn't been her fault!
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... He was not really jealous.
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"You should be," Kathy told him, not meaning a word. "I woke up and everything was mostly over, so I went home and took a hot bath. That was my experience with the tremens."
And, you know, getting beaten up by a thing that just wouldn't stop. But...details.
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Because his life was truly hard.
Truly.
"It's weird," he said, finally. "And I know I'm gonna regret this, like, ten seconds after I say it? But aside from that shit in December, things haven't been, like, awful. I keep expecting them to be, and then they're not and that's fucked up."
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"Well, the sharkicane kinda wrecked my place for a bit," Kathy said, "and I was too caught up in my own shit to even remember what last spring's was. Which just goes to prove it wasn't that awful."
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"Sharkicane freakin' threw sharks into Demon Marcus, but that just gave me an excuse to renovate," Sparkle said, shrugging. "So, like, I was pissed, and I had to do adult shit? Which was... adult... shit."
Which was so weird.
"Last spring there were, like, giant bunnies, I think." He shrugged. "Which wasn't so much with the trauma as bunnies."
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Were they huggable? Kathy would be disappointed if they'd been huggable.
"And, yeah, adult shit is hard. Adulting in general is hard. All those choices which manage to be inane, terrifying, or inane and terrifying at the same time."
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"Right? Like, school or work? Rebuild so you can stop losing profits, or hire a contractor and pray that insurance isn't going to fuck you over. If this island wasn't this island, it'd probably be, like, 'get a mortgage' or 'get a car,' or something. I don't like it. But I also don't want a do-over. What can you do?"
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"Yeah?" Sparkle chewed the inside of his cheek. "Well... what do the options look like?"
It was a dilemma he wasn't entirely unfamiliar with himself, honestly.
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Sparkle sighed. Well, shit. Suddenly Leto asking him if they wanted kids didn't seem half as overwhelming.
"So, what does Fandom have going for it, besides that it's not infested with demons and it has, like, roads?"
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