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stickitupmyjinx) wrote in
fandomhigh2018-05-15 06:57 am
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Arts & Crafts, Tuesday First Period
A sex worker and a mercenary with a skin condition were definitely just who you wanted to teach arts and crafts, right? Or at least, they were just who the school administration wanted. Lucky for you guys!
"Hi, guys," Vanessa said with a little wave. "I'm Vanessa, and this is Wade, and I think calling us Ms. Carlysle and Mr. Wilson gives us way more gravitas than we deserve." Look, she was just being honest here. "And this is Arts & Crafts! We totally forgot to buy materials, but luckily the school has plenty of glitter, and we found a bunch of spent shell casings in our apartment! So we're going to make...uh, what are we going to make?" Wade? Any ideas here?
"Art. We're making... art," he said, spreading his hands as though to illustrate the artiness if it all. "Also we should know your names. But I promise you all that I won't remember a single one of them. "
"I promise that I...will try," Vanessa said. "Wind chimes? Whatever. Just make art. And tell us your names and whatever. You know how introductions and glue sticks work." At least she hoped they did.
"Hi, guys," Vanessa said with a little wave. "I'm Vanessa, and this is Wade, and I think calling us Ms. Carlysle and Mr. Wilson gives us way more gravitas than we deserve." Look, she was just being honest here. "And this is Arts & Crafts! We totally forgot to buy materials, but luckily the school has plenty of glitter, and we found a bunch of spent shell casings in our apartment! So we're going to make...uh, what are we going to make?" Wade? Any ideas here?
"Art. We're making... art," he said, spreading his hands as though to illustrate the artiness if it all. "Also we should know your names. But I promise you all that I won't remember a single one of them. "
"I promise that I...will try," Vanessa said. "Wind chimes? Whatever. Just make art. And tell us your names and whatever. You know how introductions and glue sticks work." At least she hoped they did.

Re: Introductions!
"Theron," he said, and if they'd forgotten his surname in the last three weeks, that was fine by him.
Re: Introductions!
Sorry, Theron.
Re: Introductions!
If nothing else, Theron was learning when not to argue with crazy people, which lbr, was the most valuable lesson one could take away from one of Deadpool's classes.