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fandomhigh2018-02-14 12:23 am
jedigrammarians) wrote in fandomhigh2018-02-14 12:23 am
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Don't Do the Thing: Decision Making For Dummies [Tues, 3rd Period]
Aphra was actually in the classroom this week, eating pancakes. She wasn't sure why there'd been pancakes on her desk when she'd arrived, but she wasn't going to turn down free food.
She also wasn't going to say anything about missing class last week, surely they'd figured that much out by now?
"So apparently tomorrow's some big romantic deal on this planet," she said, after swallowing. "Which means it's time for some advice. Don't."
She cut another bite off the pancakes. "I don't mean sex. Hey, you use protection, make sure everyone's clean and having a good time, check no one's going to try eating anyone after, go wild. I mean romance. Romance makes you dumb.
"You say dumb things. You do dumb things. You panic because you realise how serious it's getting maybe there's some backstabbing, and the next few times she sees you she tries to kill you, really it's better all around if there are no feelings involved above the belt."
That was a very specific example, Aphra.
She also wasn't going to say anything about missing class last week, surely they'd figured that much out by now?
"So apparently tomorrow's some big romantic deal on this planet," she said, after swallowing. "Which means it's time for some advice. Don't."
She cut another bite off the pancakes. "I don't mean sex. Hey, you use protection, make sure everyone's clean and having a good time, check no one's going to try eating anyone after, go wild. I mean romance. Romance makes you dumb.
"You say dumb things. You do dumb things. You panic because you realise how serious it's getting maybe there's some backstabbing, and the next few times she sees you she tries to kill you, really it's better all around if there are no feelings involved above the belt."
That was a very specific example, Aphra.
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