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fandomhigh2018-02-07 01:58 pm
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2018-02-07 01:58 pm
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Practical Diplomacy, Wednesday, February 7, 2018
Do you know what's a fun thing to do when it's freezing cold and snowing outside? Paintball.
Well, at least if you're Anakin.
"Welcome to aggressive negotiations," he said with a grin. "This is paintball, a game on this planet where you shoot paint pellets at each other while shouting mocking things."
The shouting part was not optional, as far as Anakin knew.
"Sometimes your negotiations will disintegrate into chaos, and while running away and issueing a blistering press release is an option, shooting people with paint is so much more fun," Anakin concluded. "Suit up, choose your weapon, and attack!"
He coughed.
"I mean. Negotiate. With weapons."
Well, at least if you're Anakin.
"Welcome to aggressive negotiations," he said with a grin. "This is paintball, a game on this planet where you shoot paint pellets at each other while shouting mocking things."
The shouting part was not optional, as far as Anakin knew.
"Sometimes your negotiations will disintegrate into chaos, and while running away and issueing a blistering press release is an option, shooting people with paint is so much more fun," Anakin concluded. "Suit up, choose your weapon, and attack!"
He coughed.
"I mean. Negotiate. With weapons."
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