Sex Ed, Friday, First Period

[likethegun]

Today, Sam had a pile of packets and a box of fuzzy stuffed toys, and as the students came in, he gave each of them a random toy.

"Our topic for today is sexually transmitted diseases," he said, trying not to look amused, considering the subject matter. "Rather than listening to me ramble on about the different diseases, I wanted to let you guys do some research. Each of you has an adorable stuffed animal that represents a very not adorable disease; I'd like you to find it in your packet, and tell us about the disease and what will happen if someone contracts it. If you end up feeling grossed out, please remember that condoms are available for free at the clinic, and will stop almost all of these things before you have to worry about them."

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Re: Present your disease! (11/17)

[revengenotebook]

"I got syphilis. As an assignment, not the real thing," Paris began. "Syphilis is what happens when you sleep with that totally cute but slutty guy in school who's too dumb and or lazy to put on a condom. And then your reputation is totally toast but he gets nothing but more girlfriends all through high school because double standards are a thing and that's why I'm never sleeping with anyone in high school because none of the boys are worth it."

Wow, Paris.

"Anyway, here's the symptoms and stuff in case you already slept with the slutty guy," she concluded, walking through an extremely clinical discussion of the disease.