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fandomhigh2017-11-17 11:10 am
likethegun) wrote in fandomhigh2017-11-17 11:10 am
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Sex Ed, Friday, First Period
Today, Sam had a pile of packets and a box of fuzzy stuffed toys, and as the students came in, he gave each of them a random toy.
"Our topic for today is sexually transmitted diseases," he said, trying not to look amused, considering the subject matter. "Rather than listening to me ramble on about the different diseases, I wanted to let you guys do some research. Each of you has an adorable stuffed animal that represents a very not adorable disease; I'd like you to find it in your packet, and tell us about the disease and what will happen if someone contracts it. If you end up feeling grossed out, please remember that condoms are available for free at the clinic, and will stop almost all of these things before you have to worry about them."
"Our topic for today is sexually transmitted diseases," he said, trying not to look amused, considering the subject matter. "Rather than listening to me ramble on about the different diseases, I wanted to let you guys do some research. Each of you has an adorable stuffed animal that represents a very not adorable disease; I'd like you to find it in your packet, and tell us about the disease and what will happen if someone contracts it. If you end up feeling grossed out, please remember that condoms are available for free at the clinic, and will stop almost all of these things before you have to worry about them."
Sign In (11/17)
Re: Sign In (11/17)
Re: Sign In (11/17)
Re: Sign In (11/17)
Re: Sign In (11/17)
Listen to the lecture (11/17)
Re: Listen to the lecture (11/17)
Summer was totally a grumbler. She hated when teachers put the work in schoolwork and did not have any reservation about making that abundantly clear.
At least Civics would have to be better, right?
....right?
"Merrgh."
Present your disease! (11/17)
Re: Present your disease! (11/17)
"I got herpes...extra large," Summer held up the large yellow thing that looked like one of the aliens back home. "Not really, please don't get any wrong ideas, I am a severe advocate of safe sex practices and frequent testing. But for the purposes of this class, I will tell you that herpes is really lame. This is Type 2, which is, like, the really bad one because you get all the sores around all your fun and private parts. Good news is you can only get this bad boy through sexual intercourse; bad news is is that the sores aren't always visible, so choose your partners wisely because you never want to hook up with that jerk who has it and doesn't tell you. And once you have it, it, like, never really goes away, there's no cure, you just have to treat it to suppress it and stuff. So, in conclusion, herpes is bad, but, it's also, like, super common, so if you have it, whatever, just be honest with your partners and shi--stuff because no one likes that surprise.
"The end."
Re: Present your disease! (11/17)
Wow, Paris.
"Anyway, here's the symptoms and stuff in case you already slept with the slutty guy," she concluded, walking through an extremely clinical discussion of the disease.
Talk to Sam (11/17)
OOC (11/17)