Library, Monday

[intotheout]

Tip was spending her shift today on an extended tour through random wikipedia pages. She wasn't even sure what she'd started out looking up, but she'd already read about the native peoples of Siberia, the 1849 California gold rush, and some strange ocean sound that sounded a whole lot to Tip like the planet had burped.

"Hey Bill, the Boov started out aquatic," she said. "Does a 'bloop' sound from the ocean sound strange to you?"

This started her pet robot on a long tirade about ocean conservancy and how the Boov had to flee their home planet because of degasification.

"Right," she said. "Sorry I asked."

[open!]

Comments

[in_sidon_we_trust]

"Million?" Sidon's eyes widened quite a bit. "That is quite the reign! I don't think there are even a million people in all of Hyrule! I suppose that would make it easier, there's only a few dozen Zora in the kingdom. We are a small nation, indeed."

[intotheout]

"Oh yeah, that'd definitely be easier," Tip said. ". . . I probably still wouldn't want to be in charge of everyone, though."