Library, 3/21

[chasingangela]

Angela gets to the library early (for her) and (mostly) refreshed.

Of course, the enormous coffee she's carrying might help explain why she seems refreshed.

She's brought in some donuts from Jeff, God of Biscuits to share with the other aides, and maybe any friends who might stop by. She hopes she'll get to talk to the new librarian some more as well.

The library is open for all your bookish needs.

Comments

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Zero, you're a woman, right?" Because, yes, Johnny is kinda dense.

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[swerval_zero]

"Yeh, I'm a girl. I have girly parts. How do you feel about, um, steers?" It's kind of hard to keep the video camera straight when you're shaking with restrained laughter.

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Steers ain't powerful enough for me," Johnny says. "I want a stallion with some power. Feel the kick, you know."

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[chasingangela]

Angela is snorting back laughter at this point.

She's now certain he's one of the Village People. "Hey, John? Can you do the YMCA?"

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"For you ladies, of course."

And Johnny does the entire YMCA song complete with hip thrusting, kicking and, of course, spelling out the chorus.

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[chasingangela]

Angela applauded and nudged Zero. "Did you get that all on tape?"

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[swerval_zero]

"Of course I did! D'you think I could sell this?"

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[chasingangela]

"I wonder if Barbossa is around? You could go into business with him and make a fortune."

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[swerval_zero]

More giggling. "Tell us more, Johnny. Tell us about life on the range. Or something. What do cowboys do, anyway?"

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Cowboys ride horses and herd sheep and stuff like that," Johnny tells her. "It's a beautiful life. Peaceful and stuff. Even better with a partner."

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[swerval_zero]

"Wouldn't that make you a gay shepherd? Oh? Partners?"

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. A friend," Johnny says. "Someone to talk about life with and to watch your back at night and stuff."

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[swerval_zero]

"That sounds nice. It must get cold out there at night on the...prairie or whatever it is. Range?"

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Out in the open, you find ways to compensate for the cold," Johnny tells her.

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[swerval_zero]

O RLY? "You don't say?"

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Yes ma'am, I do say." Johnny smiles. "Secret cowboy stuff though. Don't ask, don't tell."

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[swerval_zero]

Zero had to bite her knuckle for a moment before she could say, "I understand completely. Is there anything else you'd like to say to the camera, Johnny?"

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Tight jeans? Should be worn by everyone!"

Re: Library, 3/21, period 5

[swerval_zero]

"And there you have it, folks, words of wisdom from an honest-to-goodness cowboy. Thank you, Johnny."