Try Not to Die, Tuesday, May 30, 2017

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"Today we're going to Botswana, which is in Africa," Anakin said. "Waaay down here," he added, pointing to the map. He smiled evilly. "And we're upping the difficulty level slightly today."

Think "animals that can eat you," kids. Anakin was an amazing teacher this way.

[OOC: Up early for potential baby-having shenanigans tomorrow.]

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...animals that can eat you?

Roadblock!

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Welcome to the Okavango Delta, home of the Nile crocodile, among other things that will definitely eat you. You must water ski along it for a mile to even get to the Roadblock. Isn't that fun?

So fun.

Once you arrive (presumably uneaten) at the Roadblock, you must get two live goats into a makoro, a traditional canoe. Then you must stand up and use a long pole to get the boat and the goats back to the place where you started out water skiing.

So yes, get the live goats past the crocodiles. Yay, class!

[Current order:
1. Ahsoka Tano
2. Hyacinthe
3. Khadgar
4. Rey
5. June Iparis
6. Kaylin Neya
7. Merrill
8. FN-2187
9. Jason Lee Scott
10. Jyn Erso]

Detour: Brains or Brawn

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Now you get to travel in a "safari taxi" (Land Rover with terrible shock absorption) to Royal Tree Lodge Game Preserve where you get to pick between two activities: Brains or Brawn.

In Brains, you take a horseback safari and search the brush for metal outlines of the following animals: zebra, African buffalo, kudu, giraffe, meerkat, boomslang snake, leopard, warthog, ostrich, and hippopotamus with a heron. After completing the tour, you are given a set of tiles featuring the silhouettes of the animals. You have to place them in the order they appeared. The are tiles for animals you did not see. There is no tile representing the hippopotamus, but there was one for the heron. If you don't get the order right, out you go on the safari again. This could take hours.

In Brawn, you get to deal with even more animals because your day hasn't made you smell like goat enough. You have to fill a traditional sand sledge with firewood and then, using a carrot dangling from a stick, coax a team of donkeys to pull the sledge to a campsite over a half mile (0.80 km) away. The donkeys, needless to say, don't care about the carrot at all.

Find Anakin!

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Do not throw a clod of dirt at his head, no matter how tempted you are.

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The RNG speaketh:

1. FN-2187
2. June Iparis
3. Jyn Erso
4. Kaylin Neya
5. Hyacinthe
6. Rey
7. Khadgar
8. Ahsoka Tano
9. Jason Lee Scott
10. Merrill