Try Not to Die, Tuesday, May 30, 2017

[sith_happened]

"Today we're going to Botswana, which is in Africa," Anakin said. "Waaay down here," he added, pointing to the map. He smiled evilly. "And we're upping the difficulty level slightly today."

Think "animals that can eat you," kids. Anakin was an amazing teacher this way.

[OOC: Up early for potential baby-having shenanigans tomorrow.]

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Find Anakin!

[sith_happened]

Do not throw a clod of dirt at his head, no matter how tempted you are.

Re: Find Anakin!

[thatsweirdright]

"You know," Jason said sourly. "If I was a vegetarian, this would've been enough to make me reconsider. Animals are assholes,"

Re: Find Anakin!

[sith_happened]

Anakin laughed. "The donkey or the goats?"

Re: Find Anakin!

[snipsnspecks]

Ahsoka threw it at his front instead.

"Gundarks," she said ominously. She wasn't entirely sure what she was going to do with them, or where she was going to find them, but one way or another there would be gundarks in Anakin's future.

Re: Find Anakin!

[sith_happened]

"Where did you see gundarks?" Anakin asked, brushing the dirt away.

Re: Find Anakin!

[snipsnspecks]

"I had a vision," Ahsoka deadpanned.

Re: Find Anakin!

[sith_happened]

Anakin snorted. "Really."

Re: Find Anakin!

[snipsnspecks]

"Gundarks everywhere, just like Vanqor."

Re: Find Anakin!

[junebug1500]

June pouted briefly when she realized FN-2187 had beaten her, but the annoyance couldn't dampen her smile for long.

"That was actually pretty fun," she reported. "We don't have a lot of animals at home."

Re: Find Anakin!

[sith_happened]

"Good," Anakin said. "I liked the water skiing, myself."

Re: Find Anakin!

[notamascot]

Fourth? Well that was a miracle. If Kaylin actually believed in any of the gods she might have thanked them. Mostly for not letting her get killed, not the coming in fourth thing.