Try Not to Die, Tuesday, May 30, 2017

[sith_happened]

"Today we're going to Botswana, which is in Africa," Anakin said. "Waaay down here," he added, pointing to the map. He smiled evilly. "And we're upping the difficulty level slightly today."

Think "animals that can eat you," kids. Anakin was an amazing teacher this way.

[OOC: Up early for potential baby-having shenanigans tomorrow.]

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Roadblock!

[sith_happened]

Welcome to the Okavango Delta, home of the Nile crocodile, among other things that will definitely eat you. You must water ski along it for a mile to even get to the Roadblock. Isn't that fun?

So fun.

Once you arrive (presumably uneaten) at the Roadblock, you must get two live goats into a makoro, a traditional canoe. Then you must stand up and use a long pole to get the boat and the goats back to the place where you started out water skiing.

So yes, get the live goats past the crocodiles. Yay, class!

[Current order:
1. Ahsoka Tano
2. Hyacinthe
3. Khadgar
4. Rey
5. June Iparis
6. Kaylin Neya
7. Merrill
8. FN-2187
9. Jason Lee Scott
10. Jyn Erso]

Re: Roadblock!

[spell_chucker]

On one hand, Khadgar felt slightly bad about using some magic to make the makoro move faster. On the other hand, there were carnivores in the water and he wanted to live, thank you very much.

Re: Roadblock!

[thatsweirdright]

Yeah, so. Jason fell out about halfway through. On the bright side, at least the goats did not. He felt a little bad about the crocodile that broke a tooth trying to chomp on his arm, but not that bad.

Re: Roadblock!

[snipsnspecks]

Seriously, Anakin?

Ahsoka felt no qualms whatsoever about using the Force to push the canoe along and the crocodiles away.

Re: Roadblock!

[junebug1500]

June couldn't rely on magic, which she thought was more than a little unfair. She hd to rely on her strength and sense of balance.

... which got her and the goats dumped in the water. Twice. If she never had to wrestle a wet goat into a canoe again, it'd be too soon.

Re: Roadblock!

[notamascot]

The water skiing went dreadfully, but somehow Kaylin managed to both get the goats in the boat thingy and scare the crocodiles. Or maybe they were still laughing hysterically at her skiing.

Re: Roadblock!

[cracksmostly]

. . . look, just because Merrill could use her magic to distract the crocodiles so they wouldn't get ideas about eating her or the goats, it didn't mean she wasn't going to fall out of the canoe. Repeatedly.

Re: Roadblock!

[stardust_rogue]

What.

All right, maybe she shouldn't have accused the class of not being deadly enough. This was kinda ridiculous.