Arts & Crafts, Wednesday - 2nd Period

[captainskullpoopl]

Hopefully the class prepares for the most intense art class they could possibly get at this school.

"New digs. Not too sure about the layouts, but hot damn look at that lack of Russia."

Or not because this was still Deadpool.

"Alright, I think that's all of you," he said glancing toward the back in case there were stragglers. "And if it's not... No one cares."

Yeah, what could you do?

"Okay, so you're here to learn shit and that's on you. I'm here for a paycheck and the satisfaction that comes from molding young minds and we're both going to leave disappointed," he continued. "My name is Mr. Deadpool. And I'm not going to remember any of yours unless they're funny. So, you know what? Impress me. Make up a name."

It would make keeping track of students impossible. Good thing he didn't do that.

"Oh, and I found some construction paper and glue to go with the fucking bucket of glitter I stole from the supply closet. Make something that represents your inner self." He held up a glitter and glue drawing of a burning house. "This is mine and I'll sue your ass if you plagiarize it."

Comments

Talk to the Teacher

[captainskullpoopl]

He might just throw glitter at you and run, so. Fair warning.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[sampippy]

Xanthippe looked appalled. Also surly, but for now, the appalled was winning out.

Maybe she could get away with just ignoring Deadpool while she tried to send an email to the administration on her phone?

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[captainskullpoopl]

"Wait, didn't you graduate?" A+ observation skills, Wade! "Hey, fuck you. I didn't read the post."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[sampippy]

"Yes, and I'm supposed to be TAing a science class," Xanthippe told him, with a glare. "This is not a science class."

Not that, you know, she'd be caught dead in a science class, either. Really.

(It was hard to navigate being cool and also secretly smart, okay.)

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[captainskullpoopl]

"Oh right, I got stuck with one of you," he said, relocation dawning. "I can make you show up when I don't feel like it."

Well. That was true.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[sampippy]

"I'm complaining to the administration."

Yeah, that was going to go well.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[captainskullpoopl]

"Can it be to the guidance counselor?" He suggested. "I'm trying to distract her to take back my not-my-office."