fandomhigh | Arts & Crafts, Wednesday

Hopefully the class prepares for the most intense art class they could possibly get at this school.

"New digs. Not too sure about the layouts, but hot damn look at that lack of Russia."

Or not because this was still Deadpool.

"Alright, I think that's all of you," he said glancing toward the back in case there were stragglers. "And if it's not... No one cares."

Yeah, what could you do?

"Okay, so you're here to learn shit and that's on you. I'm here for a paycheck and the satisfaction that comes from molding young minds and we're both going to leave disappointed," he continued. "My name is Mr. Deadpool. And I'm not going to remember any of yours unless they're funny. So, you know what? Impress me. Make up a name."

It would make keeping track of students impossible. Good thing he didn't do that.

"Oh, and I found some construction paper and glue to go with the fucking bucket of glitter I stole from the supply closet. Make something that represents your inner self." He held up a glitter and glue drawing of a burning house. "This is mine and I'll sue your ass if you plagiarize it."

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Make it pretty or so help him...

Peridot wasn't entirely certain what to make of the glitter-and-paper combination, exactly. So she just took a handful of the sparkly stuff and threw it on herself.

There! Art?

Whatever Art was. Art was such a stupid word.

Pinkie reached out a finger to poke the glittery Peridot. "Ooo, pretty!"

And Peridot... reached out a finger to poke Pinkie right back.

"Pretty?"

Pinkie giggled. "Thank you!"

Peridot tilted her head a little at that.

"... You're welcome?"

Look! She'd learned human manners!

Sort of!

Pinkie was completely unphased by the question mark on the end of that.

"And look!" She held her pink arm up by Peridot. "We make a lovely color combo too!"

Peridot paused, holding up her arm next to Pinkie's.

"... Our arms placed side by side like that are quite pleasing to the eye," she conceded.

Even if Pinkie looked a little bit like a smallish Rose Quartz.

Pinkie was just glad that Peridot had a sensible color scheme to her. Most people on this island were so boring looking.

"Should I make myself sparkly too, do you think?"

"I do think it would help pull our respective color schemes together," Peridot mused. "Is that something we want?"

She was new to this 'art' thing. She suspected that was because 'art' was such a stupid word.

It probably went without saying that Alluka got glitter everywhere, including all over her bunny, by the time her picture was done.

What the picture was of... well, that was a hard call.

There were definitely eyes, two sets of them, and a smile, and something that looked like ears. The predominant colours of construction paper used were pink and black. And there was glitter all over it.

It sparkled. That was close enough to pretty, right?

Summer was really planning on phoning it in for this one, especially since she was preinclined to regard this as easily her dumbest class out of a real star line up of dumb ass classes, and what the fuck was with this guy, anyway? Clearly, he felt the same way. She couldn't help thinking that maybe this was some sort of community service requirement for him or something.

Whatever. Arts and crafts was dumb.

So could someone explain why Summer wound up getting waaaaay too into creating a shit-ton of flowers out of different colored papers and meticulously covering them in pretty glitter so that she could help contribute to her rainbow of flowers idea that she had proposed to her roommate? Could it actually be that she *GASP!* was actually enjoying it and really liked making pretty things with glitter and construction paper and maybe arts and crafts wasn't really dumb at all?

Yeah, whatever.

Edited 2017-05-10 13:36 (UTC)

On one hand, Khadgar knew Deadpool probably wouldn't care if they tried really hard or not. On the other hand, he couldn't not put in effort, it just wasn't in him. Oh, it was going to be a long class.

Pinkie Pie's glitter art was a) about as professional looking as glitter art could get, she was very good at glitter, b) as tall as she was and literally covered every inch in sparkles, and c) a life-size, photorealistic self portrait surrounded by cupcakes and backed by explosions.

Arts and crafts was fun!

Ahsoka wasn't really an arts and crafts person, so she mostly just drew abstract patterns on the paper with the glue before dusting it with various colours of glitter.

With the Force, because she could see exactly what would happen if she actually touched the stuff.

FN-2187 had no idea what he was doing here. 'Art' was not really a First Order concept.

After watching what other people were doing to figure out the general concept, he messed around with the glitter and glue until he had something that more or less resembled the First Order symbol, if...blobbier. And sparklier.

He also had glitter all over him but he hadn't noticed yet.

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