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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2017-05-09 10:45 am
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Try Not to Die, Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Anakin's workshop met outside the Travelocity office, and he greeted them in his traditional Jedi robes. "Welcome to my class," he said. He pointed to a map of the world that the Travelocity gnomes had given him. "For those of you new to this planet, we are currently here--" he poked the map, "--in Maryland, in the continent of North America. Our travels today will take us to South America, down here--" another poke of the map. "To a nation called Peru. They speak a different language there called Spanish. If you happen to speak it, that will make your lives a little easier. If you don't, well, I hope you're fluent in hand gestures."

That aren't considered rude in Peru. "You will have to complete two tasks while in Peru, and then find me at the final stop. Don't get hurt, don't get arrested, don't get lost. Ready...go."
snipsnspecks: (A: This is why Sith murder their masters)

Re: Pit Stop!

[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2017-05-09 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahsoka stomped straight towards Anakin like the grumpy not-so-little Togruta she was.

At least he'd have had plenty of warning she was coming.
snipsnspecks: (A: Look upon my field of fucks)

Re: Pit Stop!

[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2017-05-09 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
This was how people ended up lightsabered in the face, Anakin.

"Tons, Master," Ahsoka replied in the most obviously insincerely chirpy voice she could manage. While trying to Force-lift alfalfa into his hair.
snipsnspecks: (A: Got this handled)

Re: Pit Stop!

[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2017-05-09 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Other dramatic people.

"Yeah, but you're getting old and slow."
snipsnspecks: (A: Cocky lean)

Re: Pit Stop!

[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2017-05-10 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Is that a grey hair?"

Mean, Ahsoka.
snipsnspecks: (A: How do you feel about sand?)

Re: Pit Stop!

[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2017-05-11 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, pretty sure it is."

It wasn't. But it was this or sand.
snipsnspecks: (A: Judging Anakin with Obi-Wan)

Re: Pit Stop!

[personal profile] snipsnspecks 2017-05-12 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Some people think grey hair makes humans look dignified, Master," Ahsoka said, all innocence.