Pokémon Going, Wednesday - First Period (1/17/2017)

[captainskullpoopl]

The the classroom today there was a poorly written 'Your Buddy' on the board. And there might have been a Pokémon drawn next to it. Or a dick.

Odds are on it being a dick.

"Today we're gonna make sure none of you pick some lame ass buddy to walk with," Deadpool said. "Because that lil' guy is going to be right next to the portrait of you. Or someone who looks like you if you were an anime character. Who wasn't green or an alien."

He was being inclusive here.

"Look closely at all the Pokémon you've caught so far. It's probably a ton of Pidgeys and Rattattas, but maybe you have something decent in there. But then, we're technically on the coast despite how much I feel like I'm in the Midwestern suburbs for some reason. Weird. But there might be more water type around in that case. Anyway, pick one and share with the class so we can judge you. As a group."

Just that easy! Wasn't it such a fun class?

Comments

Re: Pick a Buddy

[snipsnspecks]

"Well, there's this weird tooka..."

That was a Meowth, Ahsoka.

Re: Pick a Buddy

[captainskullpoopl]

"Is that what kids are calling it these days?" Deadpool asked, admiring his poorly drawn dick.

Re: Pick a Buddy

[snipsnspecks]

"If it's furry and has claws, sure."

Look, it was the concept of her having sex that had her brain screeching to an awkward halt. Dick jokes were completely different.

Re: Pick a Buddy

[captainskullpoopl]

"...that is a terrifying thought," Deadpool admitted. "Sort of into it, but mostly frightened."