MSND [slowplay]

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

The sets are up, the house lights are dimmed, and the play is ready to begin.



[Actual production will be SP'd here. There will be an audience post tomorrow night, so the audience can react to what's going on onstage then. Have fun, go nuts, guys. Chat room is: MSND, but I have school and won't be on until tonight or so. Outline. Please use the scripts you were emailed. Important: DO NOT SKIP AHEAD IN THE PRODUCTION. THERE ARE EVENTS PLANNED OKAY I LIED. Please just post Acts I-III for right now, as there is something planned to happen at the end of Act III. Please just check in on this post to check for a cue.]

Comments

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

"Oooh, a pirate. Like with swords and ships and pretty hair and stuff?"

He sighs.

"I wish I got to wear a pretty dress like yours. Then I could twirl and be all sparkly!"

Somewhere deep down in his mind, Hamlet adds whatever is possessing him to his Things To Kill list.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

She likes my hair?

Never mind. This is a wash.

Huh?

"Yes. That is a shame..."

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

"I must agree. Zese costumes, zey are terrible! Look at vhat I am wearink!"

This is how I always dress, woman!

"Terrible!"

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Perhaps it would have worked better if you had not possessed a boy."

I would I also had not selected a whelp of a girl still wet behind the ears...

Hey, I didn't pick you either lady.

Quiet you.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

Pirouette sniffed indignantly.

"Zis one vas all zat vas left vhen I got here."

Macbeth was also quite insulted by this.

Ye posessed me because I was the last option!?

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Well you certainly weren't late because you were studying your script..."

You're a very angry person.

And YOU are a very annoying girl.

... That's the best you can come up with?

BE QUIET!

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Oh thtep off on the acthent," Daf'fi. "It'th not thexy and it doth nothing for you. Damn thith thtupid mortal and hith damn acthent!"

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

Pirouette just smirked.

"And our own accent, eet ees supposed to be flattering, zen?"

He has... a lisp?

Oui.

We what?

... Yes.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Look, I've got a human body that hath a French acthent and my own damn thpeech impediment. Don't go making any thmart remakth!"

_{[[OOC: I don't know if you've ever interacted with Pip, but he's actually French and has the accent to boot. So he's speaking with both Pip's normal French accent and the fairy's speech impediment.]]}

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

"You should 'ave thought of zat before making your own 'thmart' remarks, you know."

Fairy Pirouette was grinning from ear to ear.

Macbeth... mostly just didn't get it.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

"I wanted a girl with a pretty frilly dress, but all of 'rm were taken by the time I got here. I wonder if I could still but a skirt on this one?"

At least I got a price though! I wonder if he'll sing me a song and take me back to his castle?

I assure you, I am not that sort of royalty. I am far more likely to stab than sing.

Teehee, he's cute.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Don't even think about it little one! I'm supposed to be marrying this one and I don't want him in a skirt..."

She looked to MacBeth to Hamlet and back again.

Is MacB wearing a kilt? Kilts are sexy... Maybe you two should trade?

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

Pirouette stood around trying to look like she knew what she was doing.

No, he isn't... and even if he was, trading would involve a certain amount of naked Macbeth-ness that would just be... uh... disturbing? for poor Primadonna Pirouette. But man, I have to get him a kilt sometime. Mmm. Kilts are so sexy.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Well, you'd get Hamlet's pants so not entirely naked but yes I see what you mean... Yes... Kilts=sexy

"Is this your incredible acting skill at work Pirouette?"

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

"Actink? Zees ees not actink, eithair! Zees is me being naturally suave!"

Right. Suave.

But then... he could be in costume, couldn't he? There could be a kilt in wardrobe, couldn't there be? Aw, heck. I want to put Hamlet into a kilt. Hamlet, can we put you into a kilt?

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Oh, you *bet* you can! It'll be more angsting fodder for him for later, and make me giggle a lot.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

*claps* Hamlet inna kilt! Hamlet inna kilt!

"Why don't you two trade? You," she pointed to MacB, "Give him your sexy sexy kilt. And you," she pointed at Hamlet, "Give him your pants."

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

"Alright, but not right 'ere. I am not takink off my clothings with an audience. To zee green room?"

No! No, no no! Not me kilt!

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Adella swept her hand to the Greenroom.

"After you."

Annoyed these two good looking fellows were inhabited by females?

Oh yeah.

Still gonna watch them change.

Oh hell yeah.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Hamlet and Macbeth head off to the green room to change. (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/722255.html?thread=34808911#t34808911)

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

And I as a mun would be okay with both sides that. ^_^

"Is it? Wow, I wish I had good acting skill. I'm sooo shy out there."

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

"Eet ees as I said, child, follow my lead, and ve veill be zee unbeatable team onstage!"

I think I may be ill.

We just need someone to bring it up IC now. :p

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Hamlet looks up at Macbeth with big sparkly eyes.

"Okay! I will! Hey... You're wearing a pretty man-skirt.. Wanna trade for these?"

She motions down to Hamlet's black pants.


You are not putting me in a skirt.

I can if I wanna! Nyaaah-nyaah!

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

"Anything to get out of zees outfit!" Primadonna Pirouette agreed with a nod. "Let us find some place vhere ve can change our clothings vith zee privacy!"

What..!? No, I finally got me hands on a kilt, and ye want to give it away!?

It's hideous. I am not going onstage in this horrendous excuse for a skirt.

KILT!

"Come on, dear. Vee can change in zee green room before our cues."

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

" 'Kay!"

Hamlet grins widely and follows Macbeth into the change rooms in the green room. One pantsmodding change sequence later, Hamlet reemerges, and twirls in his lovely new kilt.

"Ooh, this is so pretty! I feel like a real princess!"

Get out of me! This is an affront to my dignity and the responsibilities I carry.

Nuh-uh. Queen Titania said we could have fun and I'm havin' fun!