MSND [slowplay]

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

The sets are up, the house lights are dimmed, and the play is ready to begin.



[Actual production will be SP'd here. There will be an audience post tomorrow night, so the audience can react to what's going on onstage then. Have fun, go nuts, guys. Chat room is: MSND, but I have school and won't be on until tonight or so. Outline. Please use the scripts you were emailed. Important: DO NOT SKIP AHEAD IN THE PRODUCTION. THERE ARE EVENTS PLANNED OKAY I LIED. Please just post Acts I-III for right now, as there is something planned to happen at the end of Act III. Please just check in on this post to check for a cue.]

Comments

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

"I wanted a girl with a pretty frilly dress, but all of 'rm were taken by the time I got here. I wonder if I could still but a skirt on this one?"

At least I got a price though! I wonder if he'll sing me a song and take me back to his castle?

I assure you, I am not that sort of royalty. I am far more likely to stab than sing.

Teehee, he's cute.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Don't even think about it little one! I'm supposed to be marrying this one and I don't want him in a skirt..."

She looked to MacBeth to Hamlet and back again.

Is MacB wearing a kilt? Kilts are sexy... Maybe you two should trade?

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

Pirouette stood around trying to look like she knew what she was doing.

No, he isn't... and even if he was, trading would involve a certain amount of naked Macbeth-ness that would just be... uh... disturbing? for poor Primadonna Pirouette. But man, I have to get him a kilt sometime. Mmm. Kilts are so sexy.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Well, you'd get Hamlet's pants so not entirely naked but yes I see what you mean... Yes... Kilts=sexy

"Is this your incredible acting skill at work Pirouette?"

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

"Actink? Zees ees not actink, eithair! Zees is me being naturally suave!"

Right. Suave.

But then... he could be in costume, couldn't he? There could be a kilt in wardrobe, couldn't there be? Aw, heck. I want to put Hamlet into a kilt. Hamlet, can we put you into a kilt?

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Oh, you *bet* you can! It'll be more angsting fodder for him for later, and make me giggle a lot.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

*claps* Hamlet inna kilt! Hamlet inna kilt!

"Why don't you two trade? You," she pointed to MacB, "Give him your sexy sexy kilt. And you," she pointed at Hamlet, "Give him your pants."

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

"Alright, but not right 'ere. I am not takink off my clothings with an audience. To zee green room?"

No! No, no no! Not me kilt!

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Adella swept her hand to the Greenroom.

"After you."

Annoyed these two good looking fellows were inhabited by females?

Oh yeah.

Still gonna watch them change.

Oh hell yeah.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Hamlet and Macbeth head off to the green room to change. (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/722255.html?thread=34808911#t34808911)

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

And I as a mun would be okay with both sides that. ^_^

"Is it? Wow, I wish I had good acting skill. I'm sooo shy out there."

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

"Eet ees as I said, child, follow my lead, and ve veill be zee unbeatable team onstage!"

I think I may be ill.

We just need someone to bring it up IC now. :p

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Hamlet looks up at Macbeth with big sparkly eyes.

"Okay! I will! Hey... You're wearing a pretty man-skirt.. Wanna trade for these?"

She motions down to Hamlet's black pants.


You are not putting me in a skirt.

I can if I wanna! Nyaaah-nyaah!

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

"Anything to get out of zees outfit!" Primadonna Pirouette agreed with a nod. "Let us find some place vhere ve can change our clothings vith zee privacy!"

What..!? No, I finally got me hands on a kilt, and ye want to give it away!?

It's hideous. I am not going onstage in this horrendous excuse for a skirt.

KILT!

"Come on, dear. Vee can change in zee green room before our cues."

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

" 'Kay!"

Hamlet grins widely and follows Macbeth into the change rooms in the green room. One pantsmodding change sequence later, Hamlet reemerges, and twirls in his lovely new kilt.

"Ooh, this is so pretty! I feel like a real princess!"

Get out of me! This is an affront to my dignity and the responsibilities I carry.

Nuh-uh. Queen Titania said we could have fun and I'm havin' fun!

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

"Eet ees a marked improvement!" Pirouette agreed with a dramatic arm gesture of her own and a bow. "Zees costume is far bettair than vat I vas vearink before."

Muh... kilt.... I finally had a kilt... and ye give it away on me... and ye stepped on muh twinkie, and tore muh script, and ye insist on making an arse of me! Get out of me head!

Not before my grand stage debut~!

I hate you. I hate you worse than witches.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, to bad they can't BOTH wear kilts...

You're wierd.

I said... Shush.

"Yes, you both look delightful." Surprisingly, she sounded rather upbeat.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Hamlet grins.

"Thank you! I shall call myself Princess Aurora! What're we gonna do next?"

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

REHEARSE, DAMN YOU!

"Ve ordair ourselves flowairs, for ve are zee stars of zee show!"

I hate you. So much.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Without looking. Fairy!Pippi handed Pippi's celphone to Fairy!MacBeth and addressed Fairy!Hamlet.

"Your Highness." she gave a deep curtsey. "Say... You think I could have a chat with your prince? I've never met a prince before."

Fibber.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

Fairy!Macbeth quite happily dialed the number for the local florist and ordered three large boquets of roses. Well, two medium, one large. After all, she was the star.

I hate you.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Aurora shrugged. " 'Kay!"

She released her control, leaving one rather angry Danish boy standing backstage in a kilt.

"I demand to be able to change back into my own clothing. I may have feigned madness before in the past, but always while wearing pants. And what are you spirits to be able to possess bodies with such abilities? Are you ghosts? Did my Father send you?"

He's so upset that he begins quietly soliloquizing under his breath as Shakespearean characters are prone to do.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Adella put a reassuring hand on Hamlet's arm and smiled at him.

"Now do calm yourself your Highness." she said sweetly. "We were not sent by anyone, much less your father. We are here because you do present this play which is ours. We do but make sport for this while and I do hope you will not forsake this garment." she said brushing the pleats of the kilt.

"For it would be quite a shame to deprive the world of such fine legs as yours."

Laying it on rather thick don't you think?

How many time's must I tell you to shush?

I haven't been paying attention to how many times you done so previously anyway.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[sea-incarnadine.livejournal.com]

In the back of his own head, Macbeth quietly wept for lack of a kilt.

In the foreground, Fairy Pirouette was flipping the cell phone closed and presenting it back to Adella.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DURING PRODUCTION

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Adella takes the celphone.

I better not be out of minutes now.

You don't HAVE a pre-pay plan.

Screw you.