How To Shoot Straight, Monday

[suitably_heroic]

"Right," Atton said.

They were standing in a classroom. A regular, nice, simple classroom that wasn't going to turn into something weird on Atton unexpectedly. "Welcome to How To Shoot Straight. We learn how to shoot things here. That's it. No weird philosophical angle or anything."

He waved at the table in front of him, which supported an impressive arsenal of... nerf guns.

"Today, I want to know how much you people know about aiming," he said. "Give me your name and a drawing of someone you'd like to shoot in the face. Then shoot them in the face. There, that's your assignment, go."

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Re: Pin Your Target To The Wall, Grab A Nerf Gun, Shoot

[snipsnspecks]

Art had never been Ahsoka's thing, but her drawing was at least vaguely recognisable as Chancellor Palpatine.

"I'm Ahsoka, which you probably know by now." She'd been in enough of his classes.

Re: Pin Your Target To The Wall, Grab A Nerf Gun, Shoot

[suitably_heroic]

"Yep," Atton drawled. "Good to see you back again, go shoot that... wrinkly... whatever that is."

Re: Pin Your Target To The Wall, Grab A Nerf Gun, Shoot

[snipsnspecks]

"Sith."

What? She figured that if any of her teachers (who weren't Anakin) were going to approve of shooting Sith in the face...

Re: Pin Your Target To The Wall, Grab A Nerf Gun, Shoot

[suitably_heroic]

Boy, did he have a rant about the complexities of Sith-dom for her!

... Or not. Probably not. Atton shrugged. "Works well enough for me," he said. "The guy's got the wrinkles down."

Well, Sion and Nihilus hadn't had wrinkles, but Kreia had...

Re: Pin Your Target To The Wall, Grab A Nerf Gun, Shoot

[snipsnspecks]

"And the creepiness."

Re: Pin Your Target To The Wall, Grab A Nerf Gun, Shoot

[giveherahand]

Mara was giving your picture some serious side-eye, Ahsoka.

Re: Pin Your Target To The Wall, Grab A Nerf Gun, Shoot

[snipsnspecks]

Ahsoka smiled sweetly at Mara (with far too many teeth) and shot a nerf dart right between her drawing's eyes.

Rex had taught her to shoot. Even if she didn't have the Force she'd have good aim.

Re: Pin Your Target To The Wall, Grab A Nerf Gun, Shoot

[giveherahand]

Mara rolled her eyes. "I can do that too."

Re: Pin Your Target To The Wall, Grab A Nerf Gun, Shoot

[snipsnspecks]

"Go ahead," Ahsoka said, gesturing to her drawing. "See if you can get his nose."

Ahsoka, no.

Re: Pin Your Target To The Wall, Grab A Nerf Gun, Shoot

[giveherahand]

Mara made a face. "He'll know if I do it."

Re: Pin Your Target To The Wall, Grab A Nerf Gun, Shoot

[snipsnspecks]

Ahsoka said something very rude in Huttese. "He's a manipulative creep," albeit a very accomplished one who managed to take most of the galaxy in. "Not omniscient."

Exhibit A, all the Jedi on the island.