Sex Ed, Tuesday, First Period

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"Today," Vanessa began, "Citizens of the United States will vote for our next president between a highly qualified woman and an orange sack of hair who once said he likes to nonconsensually "grab women by the pussy." Which in this case is a vulgar slang term for the vagina, and does not refer to a cat. So, three things I want to say, and then you're all dismissed so I can go vote and then get very drunk: first, again, consent is very important. Second, if you ever consensually grab someone by the pussy, please be careful and gentle, because that sounds extremely painful. Third, I expect better dirty talk than that from all of you. Oh, one more thing: if you live in a democracy and have the right, vote! Class dismissed."

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Like someone suggested grabbing someone by the pussy.

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