Sex Ed, Tuesday, First Period

[stickitupmyjinx]

"Today," Vanessa began, "Citizens of the United States will vote for our next president between a highly qualified woman and an orange sack of hair who once said he likes to nonconsensually "grab women by the pussy." Which in this case is a vulgar slang term for the vagina, and does not refer to a cat. So, three things I want to say, and then you're all dismissed so I can go vote and then get very drunk: first, again, consent is very important. Second, if you ever consensually grab someone by the pussy, please be careful and gentle, because that sounds extremely painful. Third, I expect better dirty talk than that from all of you. Oh, one more thing: if you live in a democracy and have the right, vote! Class dismissed."

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[stickitupmyjinx]

Like someone suggested grabbing someone by the pussy.

During the lecture

[stickitupmyjinx]

Seriously, it's bad on so many levels.

Talk to Vanessa

[stickitupmyjinx]

Who is looking up ballot measures on her phone.

OOC

[stickitupmyjinx]

I'll be away for much of the day because I'm going to Chicago and then will probably be drunk.

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Khadgar

Re: During the lecture

[spell_chucker]

Somehow, Khadgar had missed the true meaning of one particular word while reading up on the election, so he'd just be over here turning bright red while also wondering how someone could even try to grab a woman by... er, that area without deserving to get punched somewhere equally inappropriate.