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fandomhigh2016-08-30 02:06 am
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Sex Ed, Tuesday, First Period
Now that it wasn't summer camp any more, Vanessa had rummaged through her wardrobe for anything suitable for a 'real teacher' and come up with an outfit she’d used for roleplaying a teacher for a client, which she suspected of being far too low cut and short of skirt for the real thing.
Wade had liked it, though, so that was a plus.
Next, she’d gone shopping, but standing in the dressing room in a pantsuit and blouse with an honest to goodness pussy bow at the neck, she’d felt more like she was wearing a costume than in the other outfit. So she’d decided to fuck it, and rolled up for her first day of class in her normal clothes.
“Hey, guys,” she said to her students, giving them a smile. “This is Sex Ed, and I’m your teacher. Please call me Vanessa. So, sex. Some of you may have had some, some of you may have not, and I will not tolerate either slut shaming or making fun of anyone for lack of experience. Actually, let’s set some ground rules. The first one is respect. I expect you to respect me, and I expect you to respect each other. That applies both in this room and out of it. You’re not going to use anything you learn about anyone here to make fun of them or insult them. That’s just not going to happen. Second, related, everyone is different and that’s okay. That means that everything I teach may not apply or appeal to you, but it also means things about someone else may not apply to you or appeal to you, and again, you’re not going to shame them for being different. And third--” she rolled her eyes and grinned. “There’s no need to be one hundred percent serious about it. I don’t know if I know how to be serious all the time, for one thing, and for another, sex can be downright ridiculous at times. Personally, while I think they're pretty great, I also think penises are hilarious. So lighten up. I think you learn more that way anyway.
"Next, if there's ever anything you want some advice or input on but you don't want to share with the whole class, I'll be available both before and after class, and I'll be holding office hours, too. I don't have a TA yet for this class, so if anyone wants to take on the job--a little paperwork, running the class if I can't make it, that kind of thing--see me after class. And, oh, right: I'm only familiar with human sexuality, so if anyone isn't human or a closely related species, please let me know so I can learn how to teach you better.
“Now, introductions are traditional as well as helpful, because we all need to get to know each other, so I want everyone to tell me their name, where they're from, something they think I should know about them, and the funniest slang term for a penis they know. You’re teenagers, so I know you all know at least one. Here, I'll start: one-eyed trouser snake. Now it's your turn. We’ll start with you,” she decided, picking a student at random.
Wade had liked it, though, so that was a plus.
Next, she’d gone shopping, but standing in the dressing room in a pantsuit and blouse with an honest to goodness pussy bow at the neck, she’d felt more like she was wearing a costume than in the other outfit. So she’d decided to fuck it, and rolled up for her first day of class in her normal clothes.
“Hey, guys,” she said to her students, giving them a smile. “This is Sex Ed, and I’m your teacher. Please call me Vanessa. So, sex. Some of you may have had some, some of you may have not, and I will not tolerate either slut shaming or making fun of anyone for lack of experience. Actually, let’s set some ground rules. The first one is respect. I expect you to respect me, and I expect you to respect each other. That applies both in this room and out of it. You’re not going to use anything you learn about anyone here to make fun of them or insult them. That’s just not going to happen. Second, related, everyone is different and that’s okay. That means that everything I teach may not apply or appeal to you, but it also means things about someone else may not apply to you or appeal to you, and again, you’re not going to shame them for being different. And third--” she rolled her eyes and grinned. “There’s no need to be one hundred percent serious about it. I don’t know if I know how to be serious all the time, for one thing, and for another, sex can be downright ridiculous at times. Personally, while I think they're pretty great, I also think penises are hilarious. So lighten up. I think you learn more that way anyway.
"Next, if there's ever anything you want some advice or input on but you don't want to share with the whole class, I'll be available both before and after class, and I'll be holding office hours, too. I don't have a TA yet for this class, so if anyone wants to take on the job--a little paperwork, running the class if I can't make it, that kind of thing--see me after class. And, oh, right: I'm only familiar with human sexuality, so if anyone isn't human or a closely related species, please let me know so I can learn how to teach you better.
“Now, introductions are traditional as well as helpful, because we all need to get to know each other, so I want everyone to tell me their name, where they're from, something they think I should know about them, and the funniest slang term for a penis they know. You’re teenagers, so I know you all know at least one. Here, I'll start: one-eyed trouser snake. Now it's your turn. We’ll start with you,” she decided, picking a student at random.
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And this one already seemed delightful. And informative, even!
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He was a little surprised when he didn't instantly die of mortification, but he figured he would just slowly burn to death from blushing instead.
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She smiled at Vanessa, thinking for a moment. "Where I'm from, young ladies aren't supposed to have knowledge of or even comprehend coarse words or innuendo," Margaery told her. "But I'd be lying if I said I didn't perfectly understand every reference every knight has ever made to his 'sword' in my hearing. It's not especially clever, but I still think it's funny."
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She paused then smiled. "As for slang for a man's... Such words are not something I would know, obviously." The teacher could believe that if she wanted to.
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He shrugged, twirling his pen between his fingers as he considered the last question. "And 'staff' and 'sword' are good, but if we're going for funniest I've ever heard, it's 'meat spear.'"
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