"My name is Lucille Sharpe and I'm from England. I left my home in 1885, when what is referred to as Sex Ed was not part of a young lady's education. I have tried to correct this by reading books available in the library, but I expect a class to be more informational. Which is what I believe you need to know about me."

She paused then smiled. "As for slang for a man's... Such words are not something I would know, obviously." The teacher could believe that if she wanted to.