Relationships for Dummies, Monday - 2nd Period

[captainskullpoopl]

For class today, Deadpool arrived fifteen minutes late and carrying Starbucks. He was really committed to this entrance. It was a thing.

"Okay, so last week was the 4th of July and I see most of you still have your hands." A beat. "Good for you. Not having to know what a hand growing back looks like. That's a good thing. Though a pirate hook would be pretty sick."

It so would be.

"My lovely fiance can't join us today because this weekend was the worst thing ever. So, you get to deal with just me," he said cheerfully. "And since we didn't get introductions last week, let's get some of those. And, I don't know, tell me something about relationships you want help with. If this is a Cosmo question, at least make it an interesting one. Or the kind that would get you kicked out of class in a normal school where you don't wake up with random amnesia."

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Re: Introduce Yourself

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"I'm Frank Doyle and I'm already in the most loving relationship anyone could imagine," Frank said. He raised his glass, looked it it lovingly, and drank. "Unless they have a really amazing imagination, of course. Maybe the question would be 'How do I get a better imagination?' But I already have an answer for that." He took another drink.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

"You get an A if you share that."

He was just encouraging Frank to have an open relationship. Really.

Re: Introduce Yourself

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"What do I get if I don't?" Frank checked.

RE: Re: Introduce Yourself

[captainskullpoopl]

"The spite and hatred of your teachers?" Deadpool suggested.

RE: Re: Introduce Yourself

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"While I could live with that, it's against my better nature to refuse somebody liquor if they really want it," Frank said, pouring three glasses and holding one out for Deadpool to take.