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fandomhigh2016-07-11 04:20 pm
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Relationships for Dummies, Monday - 2nd Period
For class today, Deadpool arrived fifteen minutes late and carrying Starbucks. He was really committed to this entrance. It was a thing.
"Okay, so last week was the 4th of July and I see most of you still have your hands." A beat. "Good for you. Not having to know what a hand growing back looks like. That's a good thing. Though a pirate hook would be pretty sick."
It so would be.
"My lovely fiance can't join us today because this weekend was the worst thing ever. So, you get to deal with just me," he said cheerfully. "And since we didn't get introductions last week, let's get some of those. And, I don't know, tell me something about relationships you want help with. If this is a Cosmo question, at least make it an interesting one. Or the kind that would get you kicked out of class in a normal school where you don't wake up with random amnesia."
"Okay, so last week was the 4th of July and I see most of you still have your hands." A beat. "Good for you. Not having to know what a hand growing back looks like. That's a good thing. Though a pirate hook would be pretty sick."
It so would be.
"My lovely fiance can't join us today because this weekend was the worst thing ever. So, you get to deal with just me," he said cheerfully. "And since we didn't get introductions last week, let's get some of those. And, I don't know, tell me something about relationships you want help with. If this is a Cosmo question, at least make it an interesting one. Or the kind that would get you kicked out of class in a normal school where you don't wake up with random amnesia."
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