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fandomhigh2016-01-08 03:07 am
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2016-01-08 03:07 am
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Hitting Things Makes You Feel Better, Thursday, 3rd Period
Cara had her students meet her in the salle. There were some extremely creepy inflatable punching bags set up behind her.
"This island is insane and will fuck with your head." Welcome to Cara's friendly and cheerful greeting, newbies! "More often than not, hitting things will help with that, even if it's just because something was gnawing on your head and now it's not. So I'm going to teach you a number of ways to hit things, and you'll either find one way in particular that works for you or we'll run out of lessons, because there's a lot."
"And I shouldn't have to say this, but so we're clear, if thing that you feel the need to hit is people, find a sparring partner, or start a bar brawl off the island, because unless it's one of the many invasions or you're one of the heroic types rescuing something, if I find out you're hitting someone who didn't agree to it on island, you'll regret it." Oh look, a grin, how...comforting.
"First week is introductions, it stops the world ending or something. So name, class, experience, and then you can have a go at the creepy clown bags."
"This island is insane and will fuck with your head." Welcome to Cara's friendly and cheerful greeting, newbies! "More often than not, hitting things will help with that, even if it's just because something was gnawing on your head and now it's not. So I'm going to teach you a number of ways to hit things, and you'll either find one way in particular that works for you or we'll run out of lessons, because there's a lot."
"And I shouldn't have to say this, but so we're clear, if thing that you feel the need to hit is people, find a sparring partner, or start a bar brawl off the island, because unless it's one of the many invasions or you're one of the heroic types rescuing something, if I find out you're hitting someone who didn't agree to it on island, you'll regret it." Oh look, a grin, how...comforting.
"First week is introductions, it stops the world ending or something. So name, class, experience, and then you can have a go at the creepy clown bags."
Re: Punch Clowns - HT [01]
Then Velma remembered she didn't do that anymore, she was Velma not Velveteen and her scowl deepened. God, how fucked up was she that the minute she saw something like this, she instantly started planning how she could use it to fight crime?
No, not fucked up, she told herself. Brainwashed for years to do just that. It's The Super Patriots, Inc that's fucked up (times four hundred and twelve) that they trained you to do this.
Her internal pep talk only made her angrier and soon that clown was getting a pretty savage beating. No super-strength, but anger could be a boost on its own.