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Sex Ed, Tuesday, 3rd Period

When the students arrived to class today, they'd find Clint standing by a row of small cribs.

"So, I hope everyone had fun getting in touch with their childish side this weekend," he said, "or taking care of your friends while they were too little to take care of themselves. You all know that one of the outcomes of having sex is getting pregnant and having a baby, so today I thought we'd practice your skills at child-rearing. Whether this is good practice or effective birth control is up to you. You don't have to take them with you when you leave though, because I don't want to subject your teachers and classmates to them." Occasionally, he could be really nice.

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"You were an adorable tiny person. I couldn't let you starve," Ada agreed. "But you aren't tiny now."

"You tried to withhold sprinkles." Oh yes, she'd noticed.

"Did you really need any more sugar?" Ada challenged. "I thought I was sending some Townie kid back to her parents on a sugar binge, I didn't want them to kill me for adding sprinkles on top."

"...Also I'd just cleaned them out and didn't want your tiny heart broken if they didn't have any more in the back. But mostly the first thing."