Sex Ed, Tuesday, 3rd Period

[so_hawkward]

When the students arrived to class today, they'd find Clint standing by a row of small cribs.

"So, I hope everyone had fun getting in touch with their childish side this weekend," he said, "or taking care of your friends while they were too little to take care of themselves. You all know that one of the outcomes of having sex is getting pregnant and having a baby, so today I thought we'd practice your skills at child-rearing. Whether this is good practice or effective birth control is up to you. You don't have to take them with you when you leave though, because I don't want to subject your teachers and classmates to them." Occasionally, he could be really nice.

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Sign In [11/24]

[so_hawkward]

Childishly!

Pick a Baby [11/24]

[so_hawkward]

There are baby dolls in girl and boy form - enjoy picking now since you won't get to pick in life!

Take Care of Your Baby [11/24]

[so_hawkward]

Almost all of the babies have been programmed to be either a little fussy, or a lot fussy. There were bottles to feed them, diapers if they needed to be changed and blankets to wrap them up in. Not to strangle them!

Talk to Clint [11/24]

[so_hawkward]

Before or after class!

OOC [11/24]

[so_hawkward]

One more workday and then it's Thanksgiving break. May I not strangle my actual students today!

Re: Sign In [11/24]

[good_for_six]

Isabela

Re: Pick a Baby [11/24]

[good_for_six]

Isabela chose the flask-shaped baby, that she'd brought to class, and was full of rum.

She was coping awesomely with her weekend, thanks.

Re: Sign In [11/24]

[halfbad.livejournal.com]

Nathan Byrn

Re: Sign In [11/24]

[boneyard_girl]

Ada Miller

Re: Sign In [11/24]

[omgnochecksyet]

Eric Bittle

RE: Re: Sign In [11/24]

[stacyexperiment]

Gwen Stacy

RE: Pick a Baby [11/24]

[stacyexperiment]

Gwen picked one at random, and while dangling it by its arm asked, "If I got tortured by a droid baby do I have to do this?"

Re: Pick a Baby [11/24]

[boneyard_girl]

"Nope!" Ada called from where she was, actually, playing with a little girl baby doll. "--But you owe me a sundae, Stacy."

RE: Re: Pick a Baby [11/24]

[stacyexperiment]

"I'm pretty sure I can't owe people for things that happened when I was seven," Gwen reasoned.

Re: Pick a Baby [11/24]

[boneyard_girl]

"You were an adorable tiny person. I couldn't let you starve," Ada agreed. "But you aren't tiny now."

RE: Re: Pick a Baby [11/24]

[stacyexperiment]

"You tried to withhold sprinkles." Oh yes, she'd noticed.

Re: Pick a Baby [11/24]

[boneyard_girl]

"Did you really need any more sugar?" Ada challenged. "I thought I was sending some Townie kid back to her parents on a sugar binge, I didn't want them to kill me for adding sprinkles on top."

"...Also I'd just cleaned them out and didn't want your tiny heart broken if they didn't have any more in the back. But mostly the first thing."

RE: Re: Pick a Baby [11/24]

[stacyexperiment]

"Oh. Well then if I'd known you took all the sprinkles I might have kicked you in the shin," Gwen told her honestly.

Re: Pick a Baby [11/24]

[boneyard_girl]

"See?" Ada said, pointing a finger at Gwen. "Self-defense from a shin-kicking hellion. No one would convict me."

RE: Re: Pick a Baby [11/24]

[stacyexperiment]

"They would in the court of common decency," Gwen pointed out. "You know what, you owe me sprinkles."

Re: Pick a Baby [11/24]

[boneyard_girl]

"I'm pretty sure that I can't owe someone something from when they were seven," Ada countered sweetly. "Isn't that right?"

RE: Re: Pick a Baby [11/24]

[stacyexperiment]

"Then we seem to be at an impasse here," Gwen noted.