Pony Express: Friendship is Cultural Exchange! Wednesday, period 1

[locointhecoco]

"So last time, before we all had our super duper fun fall break vacations, we went to Manehattan, the glittering jewel of Equestria's east coast and home of some of the hottest fashions and best theater in the whole land! This week, I thought we'd swing on over to the west coast and check out some fun in the sun in Laaaaaaas Pegasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!" Pinkie flung her hooves in the air with her traditional cheer and lead the class through the portal into a bright, sunny city lined by mountains, desert, and ocean. "Now, some ponies have been known to think of this place as the gambling capital of Equestria, but that's Las Haygus, not Las Pegasus. Las Pegasus is better known for its most famous neighhhhhborhood, Applewood! Where all the most famous pony stars of screen go to work entertaining and educating all of Equestria with their funny little moving pictures!"

That's right, the world of ponies had a film industry, but no lightbulbs. Also, the trains were pulled by horses. Because what even is technology?

"Now, there's all sorts of things to see and do around here. So many I don't even know where to begin! You can go see the hoof prints at the Saddle Arabian theater! Or go shopping along Rodeo Drive! Or spend some time catching some rays on the beach! Or go up into the mountains for some skiiing! THERE'S SO MANY THINGS!" Pinkie bounced around an overstimulated, gleeful circle for several moments, then stopped dead, staring at the class. "Well? What's everypony waiting for? GO EXPLORE!"

And she bounced away with a gleeful squee!

Comments

Re: OOC

[locointhecoco]

SHE IS A LITTLE GIRL WITH TASTE!

I mean, I mostly like the episode because the whole cutie mark thing is some weird-ass world building, and True True Friend is no Smile, but still. ;D

Re: OOC

[not_a_moonie]

...I thought you meant the Lily Allen song for a second and had to Google. Sigh.

But yeah, she's got quite respectable taste for a third-grader!