Speech, Tuesday, October 20, 2015 [4th period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Right, so Homecoming is this weekend, which means it's time for Homecoming Court. Today I want you to give a speech about why you are stunningly qualified to be on the court and why no one else in your grade and gender is. Smear campaigns are trendy!" Josh said. "Make stuff up! It's not like anyone fact checks any more."

Someone turn off Josh's Fox News. He's getting depressed.

Comments

Sign in 10/20

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Smarmily.

Re: Sign in 10/20

[gavegoodface]

Garik Loran

Re: Sign in 10/20

[not_every_mage]

Anders

Re: Sign in 10/20

[spin_kick_snap]

Kathy Li

Speech!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

You rule, the rest of 'em drool. Possibly literally. Run with that theme.

Re: Speech!

[gavegoodface]

"Clearly you should vote for me because I'm the prettiest candidate, and everyone knows these things are decided on who'll look the best wearing the crown instead of merit."

Re: Speech!

[not_every_mage]

"There are five boys in my grade, and process of elimination says you have to vote for me," Anders said cheerfully. "Frank will probably be too drunk to appreciate winning, Thorin's too short to crown, and I can never remember what Cecil looks like. Jasper doesn't have as attractive an accent as I do, so he's out too. Casting a ballot for me is the only rational choice."

Talk to Josh

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

If you'd like!

OOC

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT STAR WARS TRAILER YOU GUYS.