Speech, Tuesday, October 20, 2015 [4th period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Right, so Homecoming is this weekend, which means it's time for Homecoming Court. Today I want you to give a speech about why you are stunningly qualified to be on the court and why no one else in your grade and gender is. Smear campaigns are trendy!" Josh said. "Make stuff up! It's not like anyone fact checks any more."

Someone turn off Josh's Fox News. He's getting depressed.

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Re: Speech!

[not_every_mage]

"There are five boys in my grade, and process of elimination says you have to vote for me," Anders said cheerfully. "Frank will probably be too drunk to appreciate winning, Thorin's too short to crown, and I can never remember what Cecil looks like. Jasper doesn't have as attractive an accent as I do, so he's out too. Casting a ballot for me is the only rational choice."