Speech, Tuesday, October 20, 2015 [4th period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Right, so Homecoming is this weekend, which means it's time for Homecoming Court. Today I want you to give a speech about why you are stunningly qualified to be on the court and why no one else in your grade and gender is. Smear campaigns are trendy!" Josh said. "Make stuff up! It's not like anyone fact checks any more."

Someone turn off Josh's Fox News. He's getting depressed.

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Re: Speech!

[gavegoodface]

"Clearly you should vote for me because I'm the prettiest candidate, and everyone knows these things are decided on who'll look the best wearing the crown instead of merit."