Ethics, Wednesday, September 30, 2015, 2nd period

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"Since I didn't hear about any babies being eaten or used to test gravity from the top of the dorms, I'm assuming that you all did better than some of my classes on this assignment," Anakin began.

"Though some of you have also been rather neglectful of your children," Obi-Wan said. Looking at no one in particular. Really.

Anakin also wasn't looking at anyone. Fascinating ceiling this classroom had, truly. "If this is your first time in Fandom, trust me that this experience will come in handy."

"If it is not, you're already aware of it," Obi-Wan said blandly. He slid his hands into his sleeves. "As you turn in your children, we would like to hear about your experiences, and what you may have learned."

Anakin's gaze kept drifting to Isabela. He had a low-level bad feeling about this, for some reason...

Comments

Sign in 9/30

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Crankily.

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[ihuntkillers.livejournal.com]

Jasper Dent

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[good_for_six]

Isabela

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[that_oldsaying]

Alluka Zoldyck

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Gwen Stacy

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[candycrushlove]

Maria DeLuca

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[cracksmostly]

Merrill

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[bestatmystery]

Lottie Grote

Listen to the lecture

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Without a crying fake baby! Huzzah!

Re: Listen to the lecture

[cracksmostly]

Merrill was sorry to give the droid baby back, admittedly.

Sure, "will grow up to be a creepy and kind of disturbing blood mage" might still be hard to believe, but "is also just kind of weird" was easy to see, right?

Tell what you learned!

[sith_happened]

Make it up entirely, if you must!

Re: Tell what you learned!

[good_for_six]

Isabela could have been a spirit of Innocence as she said "I learnt that the world is a harsh, cruel, and judgemental place for an unwed mother and her bastard."

Re: Tell what you learned!

[sith_happened]

"Very true," Anakin agreed. "My mother had a difficult time with me as well."

Re: Tell what you learned!

[good_for_six]

Awww, Isabela and Anakin could bond over their lack of father figures.

Isabela crossed her arms and shrugged. "Yeah, well, people are shits, but you bloody a few noses of the other kind of bastard they learn to hold their tongues."

Re: Tell what you learned!

[sith_happened]

Anakin smirked. "I might have done that once or twice," he admitted. "I didn't grow up in the nicest neighborhood before the Temple."

Re: Tell what you learned!

[good_for_six]

Careful, Anakin, you might start to seem interesting. "It matters less in Rivain than other places." Like Antiva. "But it...stands out if you can't at least point to a father."

Re: Tell what you learned!

[sith_happened]

And Mr. "Created by the Force or Something" looked a little shifty. "Yeah, that's the same on Tatooine."

Re: Tell what you learned!

[good_for_six]

Supernatural interference was more impressive than 'anonymous hook-up that didn't even last the whole night'. "People are bastards all over, big shock there."

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[sith_happened]

"I, for one, am appalled," Anakin deadpanned.

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[stacyexperiment]

"I learned that you'll get a lot of lectures on your age and how you don't really know what you want yet if you start calling around to find a doctor who will tie your tubes," Gwen said. "So I'm going to have to learn how to do it myself."

Re: Tell what you learned!

[sith_happened]

"...please don't tie your own tubes," Anakin said.

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[stacyexperiment]

"It's the only way to be sure!"

Re: Tell what you learned!

[sith_happened]

Anakin made a face. "I don't want to hear about this on the radio at all EVER."

Talk to Anakin or Obi-Wan

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Obi-Wan is pretty quiet today.

OOC

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Lenface is off being a Real Adult With Responsibilities, so it's mostly me around today!

Re: OOC

[cracksmostly]

"Please don't tie your own tubes," oh my god, you owe me a new cup of coffee.

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[sith_happened]

\o/ NO REGRETS