Sex Ed, Tuesday, 3rd Period

[so_hawkward]

"So, if the radio is to be believed, some of you have already been talking about a result of pregnancy with your babies from Ethics class," Clint said, giving anyone with one of said babies a sympathetic look. "We talked a little bit about how to prevent pregnancy already by protecting yourself, but sometimes sh--tuff happens and you have to decide what to do. If you decide that you want to go through with your pregnancy--and really, I'm just talking to the girls here since that's ultimately your decision, and any guy who wants to make that decision for you deserves to be thrown from your life at top speed--if you decide you want to go through with staying pregnant, well, there are some things you should know."

At this point, Clint passed out a handout and went through the various effects and symptoms of pregnancy on a month by month basis. If any of the guys were weirded out, Clint figured they'd be all the more likely to use protection when they did the deed, and that was half of his job here as far as he was concerned. "In the end, you'll end up with a baby who I can almost guarantee will cry less than anything designed by someone whose last name is Skywalker, but that doesn't mean the nine months will be pleasant. So, our discussion for today: ladies, if you could pass one aspect of being pregnant on to guys instead, what would you get rid of? Guys, what would you be willing to take on to make things more fair?"

[Much thanks to evilpinkthing for the foundation of this idea. :D]

Comments

RE: Re: Listen to the lecture [09/29]

[stacyexperiment]

"Yes please duct tape get it best teacher ever thank you," said Gwen because screw her grade.

Re: Listen to the lecture [09/29]

[so_hawkward]

Clint laughed and dug around in his bag until he found a roll of duct tape. Most of it had been used to patch arrows and such together (and also wounds, but shhh there was no blood to prove that) but there was still more than enough tape on the roll for a droid baby. "Here, try this," he said, tossing the roll to Gwen. "And sleep well, I hope."

RE: Re: Listen to the lecture [09/29]

[stacyexperiment]

"I'm sending you a gift basket," she said, gleefully taking the tape and opening her bag to shut the kid up. Mother of the year!