fandomhigh | Sex Ed, Tuesday, 3rd Period

"Hey guys. Thank you for coming back this week, I'm glad I didn't scare you away," Clint said. It had been a genuine concern for him, with this class in particular.

"Before we start talking about the finer details of sex, I figured we should start with basic physical information about what we're all dealing with," he said, giving everyone a pair of handouts. "These will give you an overview, which I realize many of you don't need about your own organs. However, I think there plenty of things we all don't know about the opposite gender's bits and pieces. I'm a grown man and I still don't understand a lot of what women experience." And that was even after waking up as a woman multiple times. "So, I thought we could all break the ice a little more by trading questions. Guys, if there's anything you've wanted to know about the female body, now is the time to ask our ladies, and ladies, the same goes for you with the guys. If you're really embarrassed about your question, write it down and I'll ask it. Let's start with... whoever's got the first question."

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There's got to be something you're wondering about!

You can't know everything... or do you?

Gwen had lived in a house with three boys! She had many questions.

"What's with all the adjusting?" Gwen asked. "Is it really that uncomfortable or do you just like reminding the rest of the world that it's all really there?"

"Not just the adjusting!" Ada added. "But, like, sticking your hand down there while you're doing somethin' else and just leavin' it there. Are you afraid they're gonna fall off if you aren't touching them?"

"Is it really so hard to just whip out a measuring tape when you're trying to figure out who's bigger?"

Isabela, no.

Nathan had no idea how to answer that. He really didn't.

"Uh." He looked around for some help. "It's never really mattered to me who might be bigger. I don't care. Also, I don't carry a measuring tape on me."

"In that case, there's other ways of comparing sizes."

Isabela was a helper. Who needed to stop helping.

"I have another one," announced Gwen. "If guys get morning wood all the time, what do you do? Like, do you just wait for it to go down, or do you like, take care of it? Doesn't that get boring?"

Oh god.

Nathan's skin tone meant he really didn't show blushes but please know, he was blushing. Terribly.

"Depends on where you are, I guess," he said, grimacing. "And how much time you have before you have to get up and...do things."

"So... that means you take care of it unless your roommate's there," Gwen inferred. "Got it."

"Do you actually believe your parts will fall off if you don't have sex right that moment, or do you just think we will?"

Why, why did you think this was a good idea, Clint?

"I've never thought that," Nathan answered, shrugging. Where were all the other guys in this class? "I've never done that period. So, I don't think about it really."

"How come you got to spread your damn legs so far apart when you sit down? Horses don't walk bowlegged, and I'm pretty sure none of ya'll got balls the size of horse-balls," Ada said. "...'an if you do, you gotta get that looked at by a doctor or something."

Clint, this was a terrible plan.

"Do you really think the condom doesn't fit, or are you just that lazy or selfish?" ADA NO.

"That is a complete lie that we'll talk about... maybe next week? Week after? I haven't decided yet. But know that it's a lie and anyone who says it deserves to have his penis laughed at as you leave and don't have sex with him," Clint said firmly.

"When they separate the guys and the girls in middle school to talk about our bodies, what do they tell you about? Do they tell you about wet dreams and then you hang out and order pizza or something?" Because girls had everything to talk about there.

The other girls didn't seem shy about their questions, so April didn't either. "So with guys, does the pee come out of the same hole as the ejaculate or whatever? Or are there two different things?" Wow, okay.

He's got little notecards ready, and promises not to read them in a weird voice.

Isabela actually wrote a question down, which was probably a warning sign.

When did you realise you'd made a terrible mistake?

Clint looked at the notecard and snorted. "When did I realize this was a mistake? Right around the second question. But I'm going to let you all keep going because it's good to know what kinds of terrible things guys are doing out in the world."

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