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Clint Barton ([personal profile] so_hawkward) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2015-09-08 01:09 am
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Sex Ed, Tuesday, 3rd Period

"Hey guys. Thank you for coming back this week, I'm glad I didn't scare you away," Clint said. It had been a genuine concern for him, with this class in particular.

"Before we start talking about the finer details of sex, I figured we should start with basic physical information about what we're all dealing with," he said, giving everyone a pair of handouts. "These will give you an overview, which I realize many of you don't need about your own organs. However, I think there plenty of things we all don't know about the opposite gender's bits and pieces. I'm a grown man and I still don't understand a lot of what women experience." And that was even after waking up as a woman multiple times. "So, I thought we could all break the ice a little more by trading questions. Guys, if there's anything you've wanted to know about the female body, now is the time to ask our ladies, and ladies, the same goes for you with the guys. If you're really embarrassed about your question, write it down and I'll ask it. Let's start with... whoever's got the first question."
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Re: Girls - Questions for the Boys [09/08]

[personal profile] boneyard_girl 2015-09-08 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"How come you got to spread your damn legs so far apart when you sit down? Horses don't walk bowlegged, and I'm pretty sure none of ya'll got balls the size of horse-balls," Ada said. "...'an if you do, you gotta get that looked at by a doctor or something."

Clint, this was a terrible plan.