Clint Barton (
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fandomhigh2015-09-01 12:39 am
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Sex Ed, Tuesday, 3rd Period
Clint was trying not to look nervous as his students came into class, but really, this had been such a better idea when he was just talking to Kitty about it.
"Hey everyone. For those of you who don't know me already, my name is Clint Barton, and this is Sex Ed," he said. "Hopefully you're all here voluntarily and no one accidentally got signed up, but if that's the case, you're welcome to stay anyway."
Clint laughed softly. "You don't have to get too formal with me. Like my predecessor in teaching this class, I haven't gone to school and studied this stuff. I just... well, have a lot of experience. Good experience and bad experience and weird experience, and I'm still here, so I must be doing something right. Now, don't let my lack of formal schooling stop you from asking questions. If there's anything you're dying to know, I'm sure I can find an answer. If you don't want to ask in class, I stole something from the last teacher," he said, holding up a box and giving it a little shake. "Any questions that go into the box will be anonymous, to your classmates at least. You don't have to sign your questions if you don't want me to know who's asking either."
"For now," he continued, "it's the first week, so we have to do the introduction thing. I want your name, your grade, and something you're hoping to get out of this class. Let's start... here."
"Hey everyone. For those of you who don't know me already, my name is Clint Barton, and this is Sex Ed," he said. "Hopefully you're all here voluntarily and no one accidentally got signed up, but if that's the case, you're welcome to stay anyway."
Clint laughed softly. "You don't have to get too formal with me. Like my predecessor in teaching this class, I haven't gone to school and studied this stuff. I just... well, have a lot of experience. Good experience and bad experience and weird experience, and I'm still here, so I must be doing something right. Now, don't let my lack of formal schooling stop you from asking questions. If there's anything you're dying to know, I'm sure I can find an answer. If you don't want to ask in class, I stole something from the last teacher," he said, holding up a box and giving it a little shake. "Any questions that go into the box will be anonymous, to your classmates at least. You don't have to sign your questions if you don't want me to know who's asking either."
"For now," he continued, "it's the first week, so we have to do the introduction thing. I want your name, your grade, and something you're hoping to get out of this class. Let's start... here."

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